Download Ed-E-torial 22 here. See Britney like never before! (Atlantic City-NJ) Wrestling fans, it’s official. Donald Trump will be squaring off against Vince McMahon in the upcoming Wrestlemania, you fill in the number because I [Read more]
(Ucs Technology News) According to the popular internet retailer an Apple 3G iPhone II was auctioned off for a record setting $7500. The working 3G iPhone II prototype now holds the online auction record for [Read more]
(Ucs Technology News) According to the popular internet retailer an Apple 3G iPhone II was auctioned off for a record setting $7500. The working 3G iPhone II prototype now holds the online auction record for [Read more]
WASHINGTON (Ucs News)- Senator John McCain concluded his whirlwind trip of the middle east with a visit to White House Rose Garden. President George W. Bush invited McCain to attend a ceremony honoring the wars [Read more]
(Cupertino : California) Ucs Technology News : After weeks of fits and starts, Apple CEO Steve Jobs has decided to intervene on the behalf of struggling Microsoft Vista users. According to Silicon Valley insiders, Jobs [Read more]
(PAKISTAN / IRAQ / AFGHANISTAN) Ucs News reports that Osama bin bin Laden is blocking access to millions of blogs on the grounds that they aren’t legitimate sources of news and information. Bin Laden is [Read more]
During Bush’s first term, discretionary spending grew by 48.4 percent. Considering that the increase resulting from Lyndon Johnson’s so-called “Great Society” programs was only 48.3 percent, President Bush has officially become the biggest spender in [Read more]
(Beijing: China) Ucs News : In preparation for the 2008 Summer Olympics The Chinese Government has promised the International Olympic Committee that the Bloody mess from this weeks Tibetan protests will be cleaned up in [Read more]
(Beijing : China) Ucs News : In preparation for the 2008 Summer Olympics The Chinese National Skull Crushing team has moved their training base to Tibetan Capital of Lhasa. According the Team manager Lee Shu [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) Ucs News : Laura Bush’s chief of staff, Anita McBride, has confirmed the First Lady has filed court papers officially separating from President George W. Bush. According to McBride, the President low polling [Read more]
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