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National News

IRISH SUPERMARKETS PULL RACIST SAUSAGE FROM SHELVES

April 30, 2008 Staff

BELFAST . Supermarkets throughout Ireland quickly pulled Ainsley Harriott brand sausage from their shelves yesterday after several complaints…….. Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. [Read more]

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World News

Large Hadron Collider buys Black Hole Insurance Policy: Says Lloyds Of London

April 30, 2008 Staff

(London : England) Ucs news International– Lloyds Of London, insurer of the un-insurable, has issued what it calls the “largest policy in the firms history”. The first of it’s kind “Global Destruction with Black Hole [Read more]

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World News

Large Hadron Collider buys Black Hole Insurance Policy: Says Lloyds Of London

April 30, 2008 Staff

(London : England) Ucs news International– Lloyds Of London, insurer of the un-insurable, has issued what it calls the “largest policy in the firms history”. The first of it’s kind “Global Destruction with Black Hole [Read more]

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Elections

Cindy McCain admits she voted for Barack Obama in New Mexico Caucus

April 30, 2008 Staff

(Washington) Ucs News– Arizona Senator John McCain stood ashen faced as his Wife Cindy confirmed the signature on a Democratic party absentee ballot was hers. The Senators wife was forces to call the press conference [Read more]

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Elections

John McCain Denounces Barak Obama's Denunciation

April 30, 2008 Staff

(Washington) Ucs News– Arizona Senator John McCain took time off from discussing important issues to rail against Rev. Jeremiah Wright and Barack Obama. McCain blasted Obama for seeking to divorce himself from the incendiary speaker. [Read more]

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Elections

Jeremiah Wright Endorses John McCain : Arizona Senator Too Extreme for America?

April 28, 2008 Staff

(DETROIT) Ucs News — The controversial Rev. Jeremiah Wright delivered an fiery, unapologetic speech on Sunday, as he defended his endorsement of Republican John McCain in the presidential campaign. Following his public split with the [Read more]

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Elections

Obama snaps up 4 more delegates: 2 from Clinton : 2 from McCain

April 28, 2008 Staff

(PHOENIX, AZ) Ucs News – Today the Arizona Republican Party announced that two delegates promised to John McCain have now endorsed Democratic Senator Barack Obama for president. The endorsements brings the Obama delegate total to [Read more]

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Elections

John McCain Taps Osama Bin Laden as Running Mate

April 27, 2008 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Ucs news- Arizona Senator John McCain ended weeks of speculation today with announcement of Osama Bin Laden as his general election running mate. The Republican presidential candidate confirmed that while Bin Laden would [Read more]

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World News

PETA protests Large Hadron Collider on behalf of Hadrons

April 27, 2008 Staff

A suit filed in District Court in Hawaii demands that the U.S. halt construction of the Large Hadron Collider (L.H.C.), the $8-billion accelerator on the Franco-Swiss border, on the grounds that it will cause the [Read more]

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Elections

Barack Obama Punches Out FOX News' Chris Wallace

April 27, 2008 Staff

(Indiana) Ucs News– Barack Obama fights back. In an appearance on “FOX News Sunday,” The Illinois senator and Democratic front-runner ended the interview abruptly by delivering a right cross to the face Fox anchor Chris [Read more]