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National News

Oil Surges on News of Jolie's Double-Birthing as Investors Fear Additional Adoptions, Live Births

May 31, 2008 Staff

New York – The price of crude oil soared on Friday, overcoming losses earlier in the week as news reports indicated that serial-adopter-turned-breeder Angelina Jolie had given birth to twins in France. “The market is [Read more]

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The President

Scott McClellan Arrested for White House Criticism

May 30, 2008 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Ucs News–Former White House press secretary Scott McClellan was taken into federal custody Thursday. According to the Bush administration McClellan manipulated intelligence to justify the war in Iraq. Responding to a growing chorus [Read more]