(Straight Talk Express) Ucs News- With strict new ethics rules in place and Republican John McCain was forced to clear-out his many lobbyists to last week. With the clean up was complete John McCain has [Read more]
(Straight Talk Express) Ucs News- With strict new ethics rules in place Republican John McCain was forced to clear-out many top aides last week. While many thought the clean up was complete, the Arizonia senator [Read more]
(Sioux Falls) Ucs News- Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton took her own political career out behind the barn and shot it. Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton invoked the 1968 assassination of Sen. Robert F. Kennedy in [Read more]
MOSCOW – Communist party members in St Petersburg on Friday condemned the new Indiana Jones’ film as crude anti-Soviet propaganda that distorted history and called for it to be banned from Russian screens. “Indiana Jones [Read more]
(Washington, D.C.) In a move that may be as advised as the Bush administration’s “Mission Accomplished” declaration of 2003, presumptive Republican Presidential nominee John McCain held a press conference stating that his campaign and Mark [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources are reporting that a county clerk in California has refused to perform civil marriage ceremonies for couples that offend his religions beliefs. Following the example set by San Diego County Clerk Gregory Smith, [Read more]
(Ucs News) American Airlines wants to make customers’ wallets lighter if they insist on making airplanes heavier. Citing ever-increasing jet fuel prices, the world’s largest carrier will begin charging $15 each way for a passengers [Read more]
(Ucs News) Citing ever-increasing jet fuel prices, the world’s largest carrier will begin eliminating passenger’s from Domestic and International flights. American, along with other major carriers are feeling the pinch of higher fuel prices. This [Read more]
(Straight Talk Express)Ucs News- How can a lumpy seat embarrass a Presidential candidate? When the pool reporter on board the Straight Talk Express finds a bottle of Viagra under his chair cushion. Davis Klein, covering [Read more]
(SHARM EL SHEIK, Egypt) Ucs News- After basking in a showy celebration of America’s close ties with Israel, President Bush was criticized by Middle East leaders on Sunday, prodding him to repair the US economy, [Read more]
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