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Obama's Guam Victory Proves Obama Can't Win : Says Clinton

May 3, 2008 Staff

(Indiana – Ucs News) Speaking to supports at a truck stop Hillary Clinton continued her campaigns main theme, Obama can’t win big states. “Once again Obama victory in Guam proves that I’m the better candidate.” [Read more]

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White House Claims: Bush Disapproval Rating Still Lower Than Playboy Bunny IQ

May 2, 2008 Staff

(Washington, D.C.) A recent CNN/Opinion Research poll showed that President Bush’s disapproval rating of 71 is higher than the mandatory IQ to become a Playboy Bunny. Playboy Bunnies are required to have at least an [Read more]

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