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Business News

ICAN to Shut Down Email Services World Wide

June 30, 2008 Staff

The Internet management body ICAN has announced that it will be suspending email service globally beginning next week. The shut down of the routing and address systems that run the global email network will be [Read more]

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National News

Bush Claims Global Climate Change "good for business"

June 29, 2008 Staff

President George W. Bush announced to the news media last night that he has no intention of stopping global warming and actually hopes it will increase. “My advisors informed me last night”, Bush began in [Read more]

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National News

Pro-Life Groups Protest 2nd Amendment Ruling by Supreme Court

June 28, 2008 Staff

(Rapid City, IA) Ucs News– While most Conservatives are thrilled with the Supreme Courts 2nd amendment decision, some groups are very concerned. According to the Pro-Life Action League’s Eric Scheidler “The last thing we want [Read more]

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Celebrity News

Paris Hilton Donates Income To Children's Hospital From Mini-Me Sex Tape

June 27, 2008 Staff

Paris Hilton has finally found a way to combine her party lifestyle and her promise to make a difference to those who need help. Apparently, sex can save if you put it on line. (Los [Read more]

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Washington

Supreme Court affirms right of Americans to own any weapon as long as it's used for home defense …

June 26, 2008 Staff

(Washington) In a 5-4 ruling, the U.S. Supreme Court issued a final, authoritarian definition of the Second Amendment, declaring that it protects and ensures the rights of U.S. citizens to own any weapon for home [Read more]

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Washington

Supreme Court affirms right of Americans to own any weapon as long as it's used for home defense …

June 26, 2008 Staff

(Washington) In a 5-4 ruling, the U.S. Supreme Court issued a final, authoritarian definition of the Second Amendment, declaring that it protects and ensures the rights of U.S. citizens to own any weapon for home [Read more]

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National News

Hand Gun band Lifted : Washington D.C. Criminals Rejoice!

June 26, 2008 Staff

Washington D.C. (Ucs News)– Celebratory gun shots rang out todays as the US Supreme court struck down the city’s long time ban on hand guns. The city’s long suffering criminal population has finally had it’s [Read more]

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Elections

John McCain Demands Resignation of Key Obama Staffer

June 26, 2008 Staff

Washington (Ucs News)– Arizona Senator John McCain has set his sights on another Campaign staffer of Barack Obama. With the resignation of Jim Johnson, the Republicans proved they can unseat Barack’s advisers. With blood in [Read more]

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Elections

Don Imus Joins Obama Ticket as VP

June 26, 2008 Staff

(Washington) Shock jock Don Imus has joined Barack Obama and will be the Democratic Party’s candidate for vice-President. Media watchers are calling Imus’s decision to join the ticket ‘truly inspired’ and ‘just what he needed [Read more]