The state of Vermont approved a compromise measure between nudist and anti-nudist forces today declaring that any person publicly appearing nude must be wearing some sort of hat, head scarf or other type of head [Read more]
(Washington) Ucs News– Al-Qaeda , the international terrorist group supporting Barack Obama, has decided to permanently shutter its 527 operation, partly in response to the Illinois Senator’s insistence that such groups should not spend on [Read more]
Marie Ryder, a 67-year-old retired Alabama waitress, confessed today that she fully endorses Arizona senator John McCain to be the next President of the United States. “I thinks he would do a good job and [Read more]
(Florida) The Shuttle Discovery returned to earth last week touching down in Florida with its’ normal seven person crew and one extra special passenger. The additional crewmember was plumber, Bob Jenkins. Upon arrival on earth [Read more]
(Hollywood) In the latest Spears family chapter, newest potential pop star of the future, Maddie Spears, might have the last name of Jolie-Pitt or Madonna if the price is right. (Hollywood-CA) You wouldn’t think that [Read more]
(Key West, FL) Unconfirmed sources report that the tanker SS McCain has run aground and sunk in the costal waters off the Florida Keys creating a massive spill. The tanker was carrying a full load [Read more]
The President’s visit to flood ravaged Iowa took a turn for the surreal today as citizens blockaded roads and highways to keep FEMA officials from entering the area. Local governments in the affected areas have [Read more]
WASHINGTON (Ucs News) — Republican John McCain was moved quickly from a campaign speech to hospital yesterday. According reports the 71 year old Arizona Senator was suddenly “Over come” appearing disoriented and making nonsensical statments. [Read more]
WASHINGTON (Ucs News) — Republican John McCain is moving quickly this week in hopes of unifying the nation’s labor movement behind his candidacy. The presumed Republican Presidential nominee is scheduled to meet with The Oil [Read more]
(Washington) Ucs News– Republican Sen. John McCain today called for an end to the federal ban on offshore oil drilling. According to McCain lifting the ban would let states like Montana and Florida decide whether [Read more]
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