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Senator John McCain Plans to Eliminate Poverty

June 1, 2008 Staff

Aspiring presidential candidate John McCain announced at a fundraiser that he plans to eliminate poverty by systematically eliminating poor people. McCain stated that poor people put a tremendous strain on our nation’s resources. An overwhelming [Read more]

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