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Month: July 2008

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Elections

McCain Energy Policy : Drilling for Oil will reduce our dependence on Oil

July 28, 2008 Staff

(Gulf of Mexico) Ucs News- Arizona Senator John McCain posed with Exxon-Mobil Chairman Rex Tillerson on the deck of the oil giants Macho Grande production platform. McCain was visiting the oil platform to reinforce his [Read more]

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McCain Gives Dalai Lama "Straight Talk"

July 27, 2008 Staff

(Aspen, Colorado) Ucs News- Republican presidential candidate John McCain met and prayed with the Dalai Lama today. Following a three hour session of meditation the two men discussed the Tibet problem. In the joint Press [Read more]

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Bush Refuses to Set Timeline for Withdrawal From White House

July 27, 2008 Staff

WASHINGTON (Ucs News) – A defiant President Bush vowed today not to negotiate with Congress about setting a date for withdrawing His administration from The White House, and he said the American people would blame [Read more]

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National News

Ford to Convert Truck Factory into Money Burning Plant

July 27, 2008 Staff

(Detroit, Mi) Ucs Automotive news- Ford Motor Co. executives pledged yesterday to revive the automaker’s North American business, converting truck plants into money incinerators. With the staggering loss of billions of dollars in the first [Read more]

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McCain Concedes Election to Obama

July 27, 2008 Staff

Arizona senator John McCain has dropped out of the Presidential race today claiming that he has no chance of winning and the election is already a “done deal”. McCain stated that his support of the [Read more]

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National News

GM Delays Chevy Volt Hybrid Production …….Again

July 26, 2008 Staff

(Detroit Mi) Ucs Automotive News – General Motors Chairman Bob Lutz announced more delays for the already long awaited Chevrolet Volt. According to Lutz, GM has taken delivery of the Volt’s batteries and has been [Read more]

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John McCain Gives Thumbs Up To Miley Cyrus Breakout

July 25, 2008 Staff

John McCain proves that he might not be too old to be President as he gushes over Miley Cyrus’ new CD, “Breakout”. Maybe? (Knoxville-TN) Republican Presidential nominee John McCain made what some think is his [Read more]

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Celebrity News

Miley Cyrus Sells Herself; Clothes

July 25, 2008 Staff

Newly acclaimed pop sensation and Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus has put herself and some of her clothes up for auction on EBay this afternoon. So far the bidding for the date alone has hit [Read more]

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National News

Another sign of global warming: National Hurricane Center runs out of names, seeks corporate spon…

July 23, 2008 Staff

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July 23, 2008 Staff

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