Okay…why is it so critical for Congress to pass a Financial/Mortgage/Wall Street markets Rescue Package? You’ll notice I didn’t use the world Bailout. There’s a good reason for that, even if it’s only semantically speaking. [Read more]
A Bridge To Freedom The Bush Department of Justice (DOJ), in a backdoor move has found a novel way to help Alaska Senator Ted Steven’s win his bribery trial. Realizing that 90% of them will [Read more]
Bristol Palin, the pregnant 17-year-old daughter of Alaska Governor and Republican Vice-Presidential nominee Sara Palin, told the news media today that she had no idea sex would make her pregnant. “Sex was never discussed in [Read more]
John McCain : Trending Down Political hi-jinx not very Presidential Pissing off David Letterman another disaster Unconfirmed advice: Reconsider suspending you campaign? David Letterman : Trending Up Hell hath no fury as a late night [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources are now reporting that close supporters of John McCain are begging the Senator to end his presidential campaign to “End the suffering.” It has become apparent to many that the McCain campaign is [Read more]
All but two Nebraska children have been dropped off at local hospitals this week as parents rush to avoid legislation that would prevent them from doing so. Parents from around the state have been taking [Read more]
Reports are that Republican presidential candidate, Arizona Senator John McCain, has quietly removed Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate in the November elections, just days before her first scheduled debate with Senator Joe [Read more]
Washington — First, the “IndyMac” bank collapsed and was seized by federal regulators on July 11. In 2006, the bank proudly supplied more mortgages to morons who couldn’t afford them than any other bank in [Read more]
Washington — First, the “IndyMac” bank collapsed and was seized by federal regulators on July 11. In 2006, the bank proudly supplied more mortgages to morons who couldn’t afford them than any other bank in [Read more]
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