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Rescuing The Economic Bus

September 30, 2008 Staff

Okay…why is it so critical for Congress to pass a Financial/Mortgage/Wall Street markets Rescue Package? You’ll notice I didn’t use the world Bailout. There’s a good reason for that, even if it’s only semantically speaking. [Read more]

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Crashes, Asses And No Passes- Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs- Sunday, September 29, 2008

September 29, 2008 Staff

A Bridge To Freedom The Bush Department of Justice (DOJ), in a backdoor move has found a novel way to help Alaska Senator Ted Steven’s win his bribery trial. Realizing that 90% of them will [Read more]

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Bristol Blames Mom Sarah Palin for Pregnancy

September 28, 2008 Staff

Bristol Palin, the pregnant 17-year-old daughter of Alaska Governor and Republican Vice-Presidential nominee Sara Palin, told the news media today that she had no idea sex would make her pregnant. “Sex was never discussed in [Read more]

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Letterman's Rampage : McCain's Suspension : Palin impaled : Katie Killin' it : Bush's next war …

September 28, 2008 Staff

John McCain : Trending Down Political hi-jinx not very Presidential Pissing off David Letterman another disaster Unconfirmed advice: Reconsider suspending you campaign? David Letterman : Trending Up Hell hath no fury as a late night [Read more]

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Elections

"For the Love of God, Please End the Suffering," Begs McCain Supporter of Campaign.

September 28, 2008 Staff

Unconfirmed sources are now reporting that close supporters of John McCain are begging the Senator to end his presidential campaign to “End the suffering.” It has become apparent to many that the McCain campaign is [Read more]

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John McCain Quietly Replaces Sarah Palin.

September 27, 2008 Staff

Reports are that Republican presidential candidate, Arizona Senator John McCain, has quietly removed Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate in the November elections, just days before her first scheduled debate with Senator Joe [Read more]

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FDIC: If your bank has a silly, childish name, odds are it will fail.

September 26, 2008 Staff

Washington — First, the “IndyMac” bank collapsed and was seized by federal regulators on July 11. In 2006, the bank proudly supplied more mortgages to morons who couldn’t afford them than any other bank in [Read more]

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FDIC: If your bank has a silly, childish name, odds are it will fail.

September 26, 2008 Staff

Washington — First, the “IndyMac” bank collapsed and was seized by federal regulators on July 11. In 2006, the bank proudly supplied more mortgages to morons who couldn’t afford them than any other bank in [Read more]