(Salt Lake City) In a dramatic turnaround to it usual policies, the Salt Lake City based Church of Latter Day Saints (LDS) announced today that it will now embrace gay and lesbian marriages and will [Read more]
McCain On School Violence: Stockton Springs, Maine– Maine law enforcement officials, including members of the Waldo County Sheriff’s Department and the Maine Department of Public Safety, arrested a man who had briefly taken 11 fifth [Read more]
(Bowling Green-OH) It was after Samuel “Joe the Plumber” Wurzelbacher was brought out as a surprise guest by Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin at a rally in the battleground state of Ohio that high [Read more]
Alaska Governor and Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin has hinted in remarks given to ABC News yesterday that she’s eyeing another run at the White House, this time as the Presidential pick, in 2012. [Read more]
(Provincetown, MA) Police in the predominantly gay community of Provincetown, MA announced that they are sick and tired of treating gays ‘just like everyone else’ and have secretly vowed a campaign of ruthless brutality against [Read more]
Pharmaceutical giant Otsuka Pharmaceutical claims they have developed a more potent placebo that has been proven to work better in controlled experiments than other doctor prescribed placebos. “Our placebo has a foul taste and smell”, [Read more]
(New York, NY) “Maxim” magazine has come out with its “100 Hottest Cabinet Members”. Number one was Condoleezza Rice. And in a surprising turn, coming in at number two was Abraham Lincoln’s Secretary of State, [Read more]
(San Francisco, California) Ucs News — Sources inside San Francisco’s Casto district have confirmed a paramilitary strike will be launched against Utah if the controversial proposition 8 passes in California. The Mormon Church on the [Read more]
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