No Picture
National News

Today On The McCain Campaign Trail

October 31, 2008 Staff

McCain On School Violence: Stockton Springs, Maine– Maine law enforcement officials, including members of the Waldo County Sheriff’s Department and the Maine Department of Public Safety, arrested a man who had briefly taken 11 fifth [Read more]

No Picture
National News

Republican Sources: A Palin-Plumber Ticket In 2012

October 31, 2008 Staff

(Bowling Green-OH) It was after Samuel “Joe the Plumber” Wurzelbacher was brought out as a surprise guest by Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin at a rally in the battleground state of Ohio that high [Read more]

No Picture
National News

Pundits Applaud Sarah Palin As A "Player In 2012"

October 30, 2008 Staff

Alaska Governor and Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin has hinted in remarks given to ABC News yesterday that she’s eyeing another run at the White House, this time as the Presidential pick, in 2012. [Read more]

No Picture
National News

Provincetown Police Crack Down on Gays

October 28, 2008 Staff

(Provincetown, MA) Police in the predominantly gay community of Provincetown, MA announced that they are sick and tired of treating gays ‘just like everyone else’ and have secretly vowed a campaign of ruthless brutality against [Read more]

No Picture
National News

Otsuka Pharmaceutical Develops More Potent Placebo

October 28, 2008 Staff

Pharmaceutical giant Otsuka Pharmaceutical claims they have developed a more potent placebo that has been proven to work better in controlled experiments than other doctor prescribed placebos. “Our placebo has a foul taste and smell”, [Read more]

No Picture
Ed-E-torial

Ed-E-torial 27: Maxim's "Hot" Politicians. John McCain Short On Hair And Cash!

October 28, 2008 Staff

(New York, NY) “Maxim” magazine has come out with its “100 Hottest Cabinet Members”. Number one was Condoleezza Rice. And in a surprising turn, coming in at number two was Abraham Lincoln’s Secretary of State, [Read more]

No Picture
National News

Proposition 8 Revenge : California Gays plan attacks on Utah LDS Mormon Church

October 28, 2008 Staff

(San Francisco, California) Ucs News — Sources inside San Francisco’s Casto district have confirmed a paramilitary strike will be launched against Utah if the controversial proposition 8 passes in California. The Mormon Church on the [Read more]