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Congress to fix economic crisis by outlawing poverty

November 30, 2008 Staff

WASHINGTON, D.C.–With the stroke of a pen, Congressional leaders plan to fix the economic crisis. The Criminalization of Poverty Act is expected to pass through the House and Senate this week, going to the President’s [Read more]

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Ben Bernanke and Henry Paulson: $20 trillion more or NorthCom will nuke a city

November 30, 2008 Staff

WASHINGTON, D.C.–Ben Bernanke and Henry Paulson have announced that they are holding a stick-up of the country using NorthCom. If they don’t get to print themselves $20 trillion more for bailouts, then they will use [Read more]

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Medical Schools Lower Their Standards

November 27, 2008 Staff

Faced with increased tuition, declining enrollment and a lack of qualified candidates, medical schools across the country have been forced to drastically lower their admissions standards in order to attract incoming students. Spokespeople from prestigious [Read more]

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Medical Schools Lower Their Standards

November 27, 2008 Staff

Faced with increased tuition, declining enrollment and a lack of qualified candidates, medical schools across the country have been forced to drastically lower their admissions standards in order to attract incoming students. Spokespeople from prestigious [Read more]

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UFOs/Aliens Are Stealing Human Technology

November 25, 2008 Staff

Aliens from around the galaxy have been observing human beings and stealing our technology, according to researchers from NASA and other organizations. NASA administrator Mike Griffin acknowledged the problem and claimed steps are being taken [Read more]

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UFOs/Aliens Are Stealing Human Technology

November 25, 2008 Staff

Aliens from around the galaxy have been observing human beings and stealing our technology, according to researchers from NASA and other organizations. NASA administrator Mike Griffin acknowledged the problem and claimed steps are being taken [Read more]

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The Cure For The Winter Blues is…Well, Winter.

November 25, 2008 Staff

What passes for Winter is coming to the Sierra Nevada Foothills. In Syracuse, back in New York, it’s late Fall, which is really just another name for early Winter. That means there’s already been a [Read more]