WASHINGTON, D.C.–With the stroke of a pen, Congressional leaders plan to fix the economic crisis. The Criminalization of Poverty Act is expected to pass through the House and Senate this week, going to the President’s [Read more]
WASHINGTON, D.C.–Ben Bernanke and Henry Paulson have announced that they are holding a stick-up of the country using NorthCom. If they don’t get to print themselves $20 trillion more for bailouts, then they will use [Read more]
The body of a 58 year old Pomona, CA woman was found just shy of the Nevada state line. Police say they are not investigating because the woman was poor. San Bernardino police were alerted [Read more]
Mr. Ben Bernanke, I want you to get my love letter. P.S. – Ben, if you do write me back, be sure to print the letter off for me and mail it to me. Some [Read more]
Faced with increased tuition, declining enrollment and a lack of qualified candidates, medical schools across the country have been forced to drastically lower their admissions standards in order to attract incoming students. Spokespeople from prestigious [Read more]
Faced with increased tuition, declining enrollment and a lack of qualified candidates, medical schools across the country have been forced to drastically lower their admissions standards in order to attract incoming students. Spokespeople from prestigious [Read more]
I’m getting ready to do something I once thought that only the stupidest or most desperate people do- I’m going to fly from California to New York on Thanksgiving weekend. Now, I’ve always happily been [Read more]
Aliens from around the galaxy have been observing human beings and stealing our technology, according to researchers from NASA and other organizations. NASA administrator Mike Griffin acknowledged the problem and claimed steps are being taken [Read more]
Aliens from around the galaxy have been observing human beings and stealing our technology, according to researchers from NASA and other organizations. NASA administrator Mike Griffin acknowledged the problem and claimed steps are being taken [Read more]
What passes for Winter is coming to the Sierra Nevada Foothills. In Syracuse, back in New York, it’s late Fall, which is really just another name for early Winter. That means there’s already been a [Read more]
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