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California Governor Urges Men to Pee Outside

February 27, 2009 Staff

In a desperate attempt to avoid a statewide water shortage caused by the ongoing drought, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger requested that men pee outside on the lawns or in their gardens. Schwarzenegger has presented his [Read more]

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Universe Ends. Dow Jones Rises 50% On News.

February 27, 2009 Staff

(New York-NY) The universe officially ended today, but in a surprising reaction the Dow Jones average rose fifty-percent. Its highest gain in, since time no longer exists those details were unavailable as of this writing. [Read more]

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California to Legalize Marijuana

February 24, 2009 Staff

Californians are breaking out the munchies and soda. The California legislature passed a law this afternoon which would allow the recreational use of marijuana to anyone over the age of 21. Assemblyman Tom Ammiano, D-San [Read more]

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E-E-T NEWS: A-Rod Knows Tic-Tacs, Middle School Beat Down More Than Dow Jones And Amy Fisher Advi…

February 20, 2009 Staff

(New York-NY) Yours truly Ed “E.” is feeling the pressure at work. Can you believe it, me? We’ve cut down. I was told that we need to do less with more. Or as my Boss [Read more]

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Madonna To Auction More Nude Pictures For Obama Stimulus

February 13, 2009 Staff

(Los Angeles-CA) Directly on the heels or insert the body part of your choice of this week’s Christie’s auction of a full frontal nude photograph of Madonna selling for over $37,000.00, the original Material Girl [Read more]

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Michelle Obama to Pose Nude for Playboy

February 11, 2009 Staff

The wraps are coming off the First Lady! Vogue Magazine model Michelle Obama says she will continue her modeling career next month by posing nude for Playboy Magazine, according to Playboy CEO Jerome Kern. “I [Read more]

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CLASSIFIEDS – CAREERS and EMPLOYMENT SECTION

February 8, 2009 Staff

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