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Microsoft to Replace Dead Xbox 360s with Sony PS3s

March 30, 2009 Staff

Unconfirmed sources are reporting that Microsoft will announce a trade-in program were Xbox 360 users can turn in their defective units and receive a Sony PS3. The news of the trade-in program has sent shock [Read more]

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World News

Catholic Church to Allow Sex Toys

March 28, 2009 Staff

(VaticanCity, Vatican) In an effort to modernize the Catholic Church, Pope Benedict XVI stated today that he is lifting many of the the restriction against most non-violent marital aids and sex toys including vibrators, dildos [Read more]

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National News

Obama Afghan Strategy: Bin Laden Twitters AIG Advisors

March 27, 2009 Staff

(Washington, D.C.) The White House decided to make two negatives a positive, AIG and Afghanistan. In his Internet Town Hall Meeting, President Barack Obama revealed that those AIG executives who do not return their bailout [Read more]

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AIG Outrage Dampened By Pitchfork Shortages

March 24, 2009 Staff

Unconfirmed sources are reporting that a national pitchfork shortage has dampened the display of outrage over excessive bonuses awarded to AIG employees. All across the Northeast at home & garden stores and hardware stores pitchforks [Read more]

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Bowlers And Special Olympians Protest Obama "Tonight Show" Joke

March 20, 2009 Staff

(Arlington-TX) While appearing on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno”, President Barack Obama’s self-insult on his bowling skills, comparing it to the Special Olympics, raised the ire of Special Olympians and bowlers across the United [Read more]

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Obama Introduces "Auto-Erotic" Tax At White House Health Forum

March 6, 2009 Staff

(Washington, D.C.) It was an overlooked agenda item at the White House Forum on Health Reform Thursday, but it is one in which President Obama and his Director of Domestic Policy Council, Melody Barnes, are [Read more]

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California Supreme Court Offers Compromise Solution to Same Sex Marriage Ban

March 6, 2009 Staff

The California Supreme Court offered a compromise proposal to the same sex marriage ban put in place by voters in November. The proposal suggests that one of the marrying parties first switch genders then, after [Read more]