Month: May 2009

After months of bickering, major manufacturers and distributors of socks reached an agreement with major clothes dryer makers over the commission percentage of socks eaten by dryers. “We are indispensable to the sock industry”, said [Read more]

(Washington, D.C.) The U.S. economy shrank to a 5.7 percent annual pace in the first quarter of 2009, ending its worst drop in five decades due to declines in housing, inventories and business investments. However, [Read more]

Stating that current regulations against public nudity don’t go far enough, Provincetown, MA judge Gordon Piper has now placed restrictions against nudity in ones own home, except the bathroom. “It has been drawn to my [Read more]

(Washington, D.C.) The debate between former Vice President Dick Cheney and current President Barack Obama over United States policy on detainees at Guanatanamo Bay, which has been intensifying over the last month, shows no sign [Read more]

President Barack Obama issued an upbeat assessment on the US economy today declaring that economic indicators prove the country will be profitable and operating in the black by the year 2109. “I have made substantial [Read more]

(Chillicothe,Ohio) Ucs Business News: For the past 65 years the dealership of Red Jenson has been selling General Motors cars. Until Today Red Jensen, like many of Ohio’s GM dealers, received notice he was being [Read more]

(WASHINGTON, D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.

(WASHINGTON, D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, fictitious.

(New York-NY) Next month, the New York State Department of Corrections will launch a marketing campaign: “Jail Means Security” is the campaign’s slogan. New York State Governor David Paterson announced the campaign at a press [Read more]