(Washington, D.C.) Ucs News: Sooner than expected U.S. President Barack Obama will have a chance to bring his trade mark CHANGE to the Supreme Court. The surprise retirement of Justice Souter has Obama’s supports and [Read more]
(Great Neck-NY) In the shadow of Manny Ramirez’s 50 game suspension for the use of a controlled substance, Pee-Wee league rookie sensation Josh “Long Ball” Brenner of the Massapequa Whirlwindz was suspended for three games [Read more]
Arlington,Va (Ucs News) A group of once prominent GOP leaders launched an effort to improve their party’s tattered public image, hosting an event at which they did not directly attack President Obama, rarely used the [Read more]
Unwed, Bible-Humping, “I-am-not-a-lesbian”, Christian Conservative Ann Coulter revealed today that she plans on undergoing a delicate procedure to remove her Adam’s Apple in an effort to attract a mate. “I think God made a mistake [Read more]
(Anaheim-CA) Disneyland continues having a difficult time living up to its “Happiest Place on Earth” promise. Only two weeks after Disney employees took over the “Pirates of the Caribbean” ride, the character of Piglet has [Read more]
Citing the need to avoid a mass swine flue epidemic, U.S. Vice President Joe Biden urged all U.S. residents to stay home, lock the doors, don’t go outside, don’t speak to anyone and breathe as [Read more]
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