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TV Pitchman Billy Mays Died His Hair, According to Autopsy Results

June 29, 2009 Staff

Doctors performing an autopsy on recently deceased TV pitchman Billy Mays revealed that the 50-year-old, bearded, jet-black-haired spokespersons well-coiffed locks were actually dyed. “There is not question”, began Hillsborough County medical examiner Vernard Adams, “that [Read more]

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South Carolina Man Couldn't Care Less About Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett or Mark Sanford

June 26, 2009 Staff

Gabe Jenkins, a 45-year-old South Carolina truck driver, claimed he really has no interest in the stories surrounding the deaths of Michael Jackson or Farrah Fawcett or the marital infidelities of South Carolina governor Mark [Read more]

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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Hires Karl Rove As Consultant In Iran Election

June 19, 2009 Staff

(Teheran-Iran) The result of the most recent Iranian election, re-electing conservative Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as President over reform candidate Mir Hossein Musavi, has caused protests in Iran amid rumors of election rigging. And the recent pronouncement [Read more]