Doctors performing an autopsy on recently deceased TV pitchman Billy Mays revealed that the 50-year-old, bearded, jet-black-haired spokespersons well-coiffed locks were actually dyed. “There is not question”, began Hillsborough County medical examiner Vernard Adams, “that [Read more]
Gabe Jenkins, a 45-year-old South Carolina truck driver, claimed he really has no interest in the stories surrounding the deaths of Michael Jackson or Farrah Fawcett or the marital infidelities of South Carolina governor Mark [Read more]
(New York-NY) At a press conference held today at New York’s Saint Regis hotel, former New York State Governor Eliot Spitzer and South Carolina State Governor Mark Sanford announced that they would be forming an [Read more]
COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA — Mark Sanford, board member of the American Adulterers Association, held a press conference to deny rumors that he is a politician. “The allegations that I am a politician are outrageous. I [Read more]
WASHINGTON — Inspired by the recent press conferences of Senator John Ensign and Governor Mark Sanford, other Republicans have now came forward to air their own dirty laundry before Democrats can. Today, several top Republicans [Read more]
Unconfirmed Sources have learned that South Carolina governor Mark Sanford may have sobered up after a five day drinking binge and will be returning to the office soon. It would appear the governor had stopped [Read more]
In an effort to increase sales among its female customers, Apple Inc. has introduced the new Apple iPhone 3G S V. In addition to all the usual iPhone features, the 3G S V also comes [Read more]
WASHINGTON — Lawmakers are considering enacting a policy that prohibits the naming of military vessels after current politicians. The reason is because of the political tensions that have been morphed into military conflicts between U.S. [Read more]
(Teheran-Iran) The result of the most recent Iranian election, re-electing conservative Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as President over reform candidate Mir Hossein Musavi, has caused protests in Iran amid rumors of election rigging. And the recent pronouncement [Read more]
Greg David, a 20 year old college student at UC Davis, told Unconfirmed Sources that Microsoft’s new search engine Bing is superior to the Google search engine. “I enter the words ‘hot springs’ in quotes [Read more]
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