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Sen. Dodd has prostate cancer: Insurance Policy Canceled

July 31, 2009 Staff

Washington D.C.(Ucs News): Today the office of Democratic Senator Chris Dodd of Connecticut that he has been diagnosed with prostate cancer and that his heath insurance carrier Kaiser Green Shield has canceled policy. According to [Read more]

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E-E-T: Obama's Keg Party, AirLines Bare It All and Health Care Still A Dream

July 31, 2009 Staff

(Washington, D.C.) Sergeant James Crowley and Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. sat around a patio table with President Obama and Vice President Biden Thursday in the so called “beer summit”. Its purpose, better understanding the [Read more]

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Thanks to Michael Phelps, All Swimmers to be Required to Swim Nude

July 28, 2009 Staff

FINA, the international governing body for aquatic sports, declared today that hi-tech swimsuits such as Speedo’s LZR Racer and a swimsuit made by Italian swimsuit maker Arena are giving swimmers unfair advantages and stated that [Read more]

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Thanks to Michael Phelps, All Swimmers to be Required to Swim Nude

July 28, 2009 Staff

FINA, the international governing body for aquatic sports, declared today that hi-tech swimsuits such as Speedo’s LZR Racer and a swimsuit made by Italian swimsuit maker Arena are giving swimmers unfair advantages and stated that [Read more]

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RNC commits nearly $1 million to insure your Healthcare Sucks

July 28, 2009 Staff

WASHINGTON (Ucs News) – The Republican National Committee will spend nearly $1 million on campaign activities over the next month in an effort to stop President Obama from improving health care, a GOP official tells [Read more]

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Cambridge, MA Police Not Racist; Just Pricks

July 25, 2009 Staff

(Cambridge, MA) After the incident involving the arrest of Harvard professor Henry Gates, Cambridge, MA police insisted today that they are pricks to everyone regardless of guilt, age, sex, national origin or color. “We would [Read more]

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California Resorts to Dope Dealing to Solve Fiscal Crisis

July 20, 2009 Staff

Faced with a $27 billion deficit the state of California announced today that it will be selling marijuana for recreational use. California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented [Read more]

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California Resorts to Dope Dealing to Solve Fiscal Crisis

July 20, 2009 Staff

Faced with a $27 billion deficit the state of California announced today that it will be selling marijuana for recreational use. California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented [Read more]

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Walter Cronkite Dead : Rush Limbaugh Takes place as Most Trusted Man in Media

July 18, 2009 Staff

(Ucs News) With the passing of one of our nation’s finest newsmen, the torch of trust has been past to another giant among men, Rush Limbaugh. Speaking on his daily program Limbaugh said “I will [Read more]