Washington D.C.(Ucs News): Today the office of Democratic Senator Chris Dodd of Connecticut that he has been diagnosed with prostate cancer and that his heath insurance carrier Kaiser Green Shield has canceled policy. According to [Read more]
(Washington, D.C.) Sergeant James Crowley and Professor Henry Louis Gates Jr. sat around a patio table with President Obama and Vice President Biden Thursday in the so called “beer summit”. Its purpose, better understanding the [Read more]
FINA, the international governing body for aquatic sports, declared today that hi-tech swimsuits such as Speedo’s LZR Racer and a swimsuit made by Italian swimsuit maker Arena are giving swimmers unfair advantages and stated that [Read more]
FINA, the international governing body for aquatic sports, declared today that hi-tech swimsuits such as Speedo’s LZR Racer and a swimsuit made by Italian swimsuit maker Arena are giving swimmers unfair advantages and stated that [Read more]
WASHINGTON (Ucs News) – The Republican National Committee will spend nearly $1 million on campaign activities over the next month in an effort to stop President Obama from improving health care, a GOP official tells [Read more]
(Cambridge, MA) After the incident involving the arrest of Harvard professor Henry Gates, Cambridge, MA police insisted today that they are pricks to everyone regardless of guilt, age, sex, national origin or color. “We would [Read more]
(Cambridge-MA) In the wake of the arrest of noted Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr. by the Cambridge police after an alleged break in report at the professor’s house, Barack Obama was detained for several [Read more]
Faced with a $27 billion deficit the state of California announced today that it will be selling marijuana for recreational use. California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented [Read more]
Faced with a $27 billion deficit the state of California announced today that it will be selling marijuana for recreational use. California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented [Read more]
(Ucs News) With the passing of one of our nation’s finest newsmen, the torch of trust has been past to another giant among men, Rush Limbaugh. Speaking on his daily program Limbaugh said “I will [Read more]
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