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Jackson Funeral a ratings success, NBC bids 15 million for rights to Paris Hilton's death

July 12, 2009 Staff

(New York) Unconfirmed sources report the major networks have kicked off a bidding war for the broadcast rights of celebrity funerals. With the unexpected and profitable death of Michael Jackson proving there is a market, [Read more]

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The War on Satire

Al Franken Gains Senate Seat; Loses Sense of Humor

July 10, 2009 Staff

Minnesota Democrat Al Franken admitted that since taking office as senator he has effectively lost his sense of humor. “I had it with me when I went to Washington”, Franken stated in a pathetic effort [Read more]

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National News

E-E-T News: Sarah Palin cashes in. Monkeys Pass on McDonald's. Healthcare in a Congressional Coma.

July 10, 2009 Staff

(New York-NY) “The New York Times” published an editor’s note this week stating pictures used in the paper’s Sunday Magazine photo essay were digitally manipulated. The pictorial was shot by Portuguese photographer Edgar Martins, and [Read more]

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National News

Sarah Palin Blasts Out Going Governor of Alaska

July 9, 2009 Staff

Alaska (Ucs News) Alaska Republican Sarah Palin issued a surprisingly harsh statement late on Friday, ripping the former Governor of Alaska’s decision to leave office at the end of the month. “I am deeply disappointed [Read more]

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Sarah Palin Resigns as Alaska Governor to Become Stay At Home Mom

July 3, 2009 Staff

Fed up with politics and tired of seeing her kids getting involved with the wrong crowd, Sarah Palin announced today that she will resign as Alaska Governor and devote all her time and energy to [Read more]

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Three Americans killed while filming Japanese Game Show

July 3, 2009 Staff

Tokyo (Japan) Ucs News: In a shocking tragedy 3 American contestants lost their lives in a spectacular accident while filming the popular Japanese game show “I survived a Japanese game show”. According to accident investigators [Read more]