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UFOs cancel plans to attack Earth Thanks to Global Climate Change

August 28, 2009 Staff

A consortium of UFOs representing five different intergalactic civilizations have abandoned their proposed takeover of planet Earth scheduled for December, 2012 because of the poor condition of the planet, according to Unconfirmed Intergalactic Sources. “The [Read more]

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Death Star Closed for Asbestos removal : Storm Troopers launch class action lawsuit

August 28, 2009 Staff

(Orbit Over Alderaan) Ucs Imperial News: According to sources inside the Imperial Administration the Death Star will be evacuated tomorrow and closed for asbestos removal. Plagued by construction delays, cost over runs the battle station [Read more]