(Tulsa, Oklahoma) Ucs News: Republican Senator of Oklahoma, Tom Coburn, has vowed to personally help his suffering constituents. Following a health care town hall meeting in which Coburn offered to help those in need his [Read more]
(Coruscant :Republic Quarter) Ucs News : Members of the Jedi order were shocked today as the Imperial Senate approved a indictment against the Jedi master Yoda. According to the 17 count indictment Yoda accepted “Special [Read more]
(Washington-DC) It’s difficult to say who was more surprised when the Vatican announced that it would begin the process of sainthood for William Jefferson Clinton, forty-second President of the United States: Bill Clinton, Secretary of [Read more]
(Red Falls, Iowa) Ucs Sports News: Fantasy Baseball fans we shocked to discover their baseball season may be cut short. The long simmering contract dispute between Fantasy Baseball managers and players has finally erupted into [Read more]
(WASHINGTON D.C.) Ucs News- Given hardening Democratic opposition to Congressional health care proposals, Republicians now say they see little chance of the majority’s cooperation in approving any overhaul, and are increasingly focused on drawing support [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) Ucs News: After a long illness conservative lightning rod Robert Novak passed away today. Known as the Prince of Darkness, Novak enjoyed his roll as the no compromises cold hearted blowhard. To many [Read more]
Millions of internet users have been searching Google for the famous ‘peeping tom’ video of sexy, blond, statuesque ESPN sportscaster Erin Andrew nude, mostly with no success! “I saw the video when it first came [Read more]
Newly elected Minnesota senator democrat Al Franken quit the senate this morning saying claiming the job was not nearly as much fun as he anticipated. “I just wanted to see if I could get elected”, [Read more]
(Davis, Alabama) Ucs News: As the national healthcare debate intensifies tempers flare on both sides. As Republican Senator Jeff Sessions of Alabama held a town-hall meeting to explain his support of insurance companies, drug companies [Read more]
Fort-worth : Texas (Ucs News) Sen. John Cornyn (R- Texas), chairman of the GOP’s Senate campaign committee announced the Republicans healthcare plan today. According to Cornyn the GOP plan will guarantee that America’s uninsured will [Read more]
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