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National News

E-E-T News: Joe Biden Talks "Turkey" While Barack Obama Gets Mad at Iran-Kinda

September 25, 2009 Staff

(Alexandria-VA) Vice President Joe Biden, attending a fundraising event for three Democratic House members, Congressmen Glenn Nye, Gerry Connelly and Tom Perriello, was direct in his praise. “These guys are smart,” stated Biden. But he [Read more]

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UFO Disguised as C-130 Transport Plane Attempts Two Landing at North Carolina Airport

September 23, 2009 Staff

Dare County airport officials were stymied when a UFO resembling a C-130 cargo plane attempted to land at two different Dare County airports on Friday and Sunday afternoons. “We saw humanoid figures in the plane [Read more]

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UFO Disguised as C-130 Transport Plane Attempts Two Landing at North Carolina Airport

September 23, 2009 Staff

Dare County airport officials were stymied when a UFO resembling a C-130 cargo plane attempted to land at two different Dare County airports on Friday and Sunday afternoons. “We saw humanoid figures in the plane [Read more]

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Elections

Governor Paterson Still Plans to Run Despite Everyone Hating Him

September 20, 2009 Staff

Perpetually unshaven New York Governor David Paterson fiercely proclaimed today that he was still going to run for a full four year term as governor in 2010 despite the objections of President Obama, Jesse Jackson, [Read more]

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National News

Glenn Beck Denies "Affection" For Rachel Maddow.

September 18, 2009 Staff

(New Canaan-CT) Recent “Time Magazine” cover man Glenn Beck is denying that he has “affection or any other perverse emotion” for Rachel Maddow after it was revealed that the pugnacious radio and TV talk show [Read more]

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National News

Recession is Over According to Upbeat Government Analysis

September 16, 2009 Staff

20 million unemployed Americans breathed a sign of relief as Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke announced today that the global recession has finally ended. “The recession is over and everything’s going to be just fine”, [Read more]

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Patrick Swayze becomes one with "the Force" Star Wars fans Shocked

September 16, 2009 Staff

Patrick Swayze passed away peacefully today with family at his side after facing the challenges of his illness for the last 20 months,” his publicist, Annett Wolf, said in a statement Monday evening. Shortly after [Read more]