(Alexandria-VA) Vice President Joe Biden, attending a fundraising event for three Democratic House members, Congressmen Glenn Nye, Gerry Connelly and Tom Perriello, was direct in his praise. “These guys are smart,” stated Biden. But he [Read more]
Dare County airport officials were stymied when a UFO resembling a C-130 cargo plane attempted to land at two different Dare County airports on Friday and Sunday afternoons. “We saw humanoid figures in the plane [Read more]
Dare County airport officials were stymied when a UFO resembling a C-130 cargo plane attempted to land at two different Dare County airports on Friday and Sunday afternoons. “We saw humanoid figures in the plane [Read more]
Perpetually unshaven New York Governor David Paterson fiercely proclaimed today that he was still going to run for a full four year term as governor in 2010 despite the objections of President Obama, Jesse Jackson, [Read more]
Sultry, sexy Megan Fox announced today that she plans to be married at the end of April next year. However, she has not yet found a suitable mate. “I’m soooo sexy I can marry anyone [Read more]
(New Canaan-CT) Recent “Time Magazine” cover man Glenn Beck is denying that he has “affection or any other perverse emotion” for Rachel Maddow after it was revealed that the pugnacious radio and TV talk show [Read more]
I recently had an experience that told me not all doctors think it’s just about the money. Sometimes it’s about the health and well being of the patient! I met a doctor who was willing [Read more]
20 million unemployed Americans breathed a sign of relief as Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke announced today that the global recession has finally ended. “The recession is over and everything’s going to be just fine”, [Read more]
Patrick Swayze passed away peacefully today with family at his side after facing the challenges of his illness for the last 20 months,” his publicist, Annett Wolf, said in a statement Monday evening. Shortly after [Read more]
(Vatican City, Vatican) Former Hitler Youth member Joseph Ratzinger, now better known as Pope Benedict XVI, proudly disclosed to the news media that he achieved his first orgasm last night after a late night swim [Read more]
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