(Washington D.C.) Ucs News: Unconfirmed sources report Representative John A. Boehner of Ohio, the Republican minority leader, has voluntarily entered The Carol M. Porto Treatment Center. The center features residential program for substance abuse treatment, [Read more]
The peeping tom who posted online several nude videos of ESPN sportscaster Erin Andrews (and asked us to call him Tom) said he is very concerned about the lack of sex in her life. “I’ve [Read more]
The peeping tom who posted online several nude videos of ESPN sportscaster Erin Andrews (and asked us to call him Tom) said he is very concerned about the lack of sex in her life. “I’ve [Read more]
(Washington, D.C.) South Carolina Republican Joe Wilson, who shouted “You lie” during President Obama’s speech on healthcare to Congress, dropped another bomb shell today, adding to his initial statement that the remark was not premeditated. [Read more]
From the left, but always right. Commentary by Lefty Winger. I am really concerned about the number of flat-chested women in America. So concerned that I say it is time to do something about it, [Read more]
Several early Beatles hits have been banned from the airwaves, download music sources and music store shelfs for promoting sex with underage girls, according to a press release from the Recording Industry Association of America [Read more]
Several early Beatles hits have been banned from the airwaves, download music sources and music store shelfs for promoting sex with underage girls, according to a press release from the Recording Industry Association of America [Read more]
Scientists working with the Exxon-Mobil Corporation have disclosed that excess use of solar energy could cause the climate to destabilize and result in massive global freezing. “You see, the energy from the sun naturally comes [Read more]
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