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Senator Joe Lieberman Vows to End Poverty

October 31, 2009 Staff

Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT) announced today that he intends on ending poverty in the United States by systematically killing off poor people. Lieberman stated that he will be siding with Republicans to filibuster the health [Read more]

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E-E-T News: Obama Ruled American, Priests Against Health Care, Sarah Palin Won't Use The "R" Word

October 30, 2009 Staff

(Wasilla-AK) Soon to be Playgirl pin-up and almost son-in-law to Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston seems intent on keeping his almost mother-in-law off balance. This week Johnston accused Palin of frequently describing her son Trig, who [Read more]

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Obama Plays Basketball Against Women; Wins 118 – 2

October 26, 2009 Staff

To counter his critics who have accused him of having a “testosterone driven” Presidency, President Barack Obama held a basketball game today against his most trusted female cabinet members. Obama beat the females 118 to [Read more]

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New U2 Song Rose is a toilet bowl not good , Says Bono

October 25, 2009 Staff

(Pasadena) Ucs Entertainment News: U2 front man Bono admitted today the bands new single “Rose is a toilet Bowl” is not working out as planned. According the Irish bands recording label “Rose is a toilet [Read more]

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E-E-T News: Dick Cheney keeps speaking, Sarah Palin keeps blogging and Joe Wilson Exiles His Wife

October 23, 2009 Staff

(New York-NY) Sarah Palin, viewed as a possible Republican 2012 White House hopeful, gave yet another unsolicited opinion, this time on the special election in New York’s 23rd congressional district. Palin endorsed candidate Doug Hoffman [Read more]

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Obama Administration To Use ReCAPTCHA To Fund Healthcare

October 16, 2009 Staff

(Washington, D.C.) In a move as surprising as his being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, President Barack Obama announced at a press conference that he would be issuing a tax on the ReCAPTCHA system in [Read more]

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Stepping Up (And Falling Down) On The Health Care Debate

October 15, 2009 Staff

Three days ago, well, two and a half anyway, I did something that I very rarely do…and certainly never intentionally. I fell off a step ladder. Actually, I kinda think that the ladder threw me [Read more]

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U.S. Government to Honor UFO Computer Hacker Gary McKinnon

October 9, 2009 Staff

The United States government did a complete about face today announcing that computer hacker Gary McKinnon performed a great service for the country and will be honored rather than imprisoned. Sources say McKinnon exposed vulnerabilities [Read more]

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Obama Wins Nobel Prize for Killing No More Than Bush

October 9, 2009 Staff

U.S. President Barack Obama won the prestigious Nobel Prize for Peace when the Nobel Committee revealed he has killed no more American, Iraqi and Afghani citizens than his predecessor George W. Bush. “I promised during [Read more]