Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT) announced today that he intends on ending poverty in the United States by systematically killing off poor people. Lieberman stated that he will be siding with Republicans to filibuster the health [Read more]
(Wasilla-AK) Soon to be Playgirl pin-up and almost son-in-law to Sarah Palin, Levi Johnston seems intent on keeping his almost mother-in-law off balance. This week Johnston accused Palin of frequently describing her son Trig, who [Read more]
To counter his critics who have accused him of having a “testosterone driven” Presidency, President Barack Obama held a basketball game today against his most trusted female cabinet members. Obama beat the females 118 to [Read more]
(Pasadena) Ucs Entertainment News: U2 front man Bono admitted today the bands new single “Rose is a toilet Bowl” is not working out as planned. According the Irish bands recording label “Rose is a toilet [Read more]
(New York-NY) Sarah Palin, viewed as a possible Republican 2012 White House hopeful, gave yet another unsolicited opinion, this time on the special election in New York’s 23rd congressional district. Palin endorsed candidate Doug Hoffman [Read more]
President Barack Obama signed into law a bill that would make it a federal crime for assaulting a person because of his or her sexual orientation. Other types of ‘friendly’ assaults will still be left [Read more]
(Washington, D.C.) In a move as surprising as his being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, President Barack Obama announced at a press conference that he would be issuing a tax on the ReCAPTCHA system in [Read more]
Three days ago, well, two and a half anyway, I did something that I very rarely do…and certainly never intentionally. I fell off a step ladder. Actually, I kinda think that the ladder threw me [Read more]
The United States government did a complete about face today announcing that computer hacker Gary McKinnon performed a great service for the country and will be honored rather than imprisoned. Sources say McKinnon exposed vulnerabilities [Read more]
U.S. President Barack Obama won the prestigious Nobel Prize for Peace when the Nobel Committee revealed he has killed no more American, Iraqi and Afghani citizens than his predecessor George W. Bush. “I promised during [Read more]
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