Red-faced scientists working with the $12 billion Large Hadron Collider (LHC) admitted today that they have found no evidence at all of the so-called mysterious Higgs Boson nor have they found anything the least bit [Read more]
The mystery surrounding Tiger’s car accident this past weekend deepened tonight as Tiger Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren still refuse to discuss the incident, forcing friends, associates and strangers to speculate on what may [Read more]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Due to Recovery.gov creating fake Congressional districts, and all information being constantly data mined by Google, Google Maps has now been “broken,” according to Google employee Emma Spyon. Google’s algorithms were disrupted [Read more]
In an unusual show of openness, the US Central Intelligence Agency admitted today that it is in the lucrative field of drug trafficking and have been financing the agency with the profits for decades. “President [Read more]
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(Chicago-IL) Sarah Palin pulled no punches according to sources that were able to view “The Oprah Winfrey Show” interview taped Wednesday. In it, Palin denies Levi Johnston’s claim that she wanted to prioritize an audio [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that thousands of Halo troopers from Modded Xbox consoles have attacked servers hosting the Microsoft Xbox Live gaming network. Early reports indicate that the troopers may have established beach heads on several [Read more]
LAS VEGAS, NV — U.S. Army Major Nidal Malik Hasan, the psychiatrist who went on a shooting spree, has just been hired by the Veterans Health Administration. He will be working out of the Las [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that long time CNN host Lou Dobbs has announced that he will be leaving CNN to participate in border security full time. Dobbs who has spent the better part of the last [Read more]
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