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Large Hadron Collider Finds No Trace of Higgs Boson

November 30, 2009 Staff

Red-faced scientists working with the $12 billion Large Hadron Collider (LHC) admitted today that they have found no evidence at all of the so-called mysterious Higgs Boson nor have they found anything the least bit [Read more]

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Tiger Woods and Wife in Possible Auto Insurance Scam?

November 29, 2009 Staff

The mystery surrounding Tiger’s car accident this past weekend deepened tonight as Tiger Woods and his wife Elin Nordegren still refuse to discuss the incident, forcing friends, associates and strangers to speculate on what may [Read more]

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Recovery.gov breaks Google Maps with fake Congressional districts

November 25, 2009 Staff

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Due to Recovery.gov creating fake Congressional districts, and all information being constantly data mined by Google, Google Maps has now been “broken,” according to Google employee Emma Spyon. Google’s algorithms were disrupted [Read more]

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In Addition to Water, NASA LCROSS Mission Finds Gold on Moon

November 14, 2009 Staff

According to unconfirmed NASA sources, in addition to vast amounts of water, the NASA Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, [Read more]

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In Addition to Water, NASA LCROSS Mission Finds Gold on Moon

November 14, 2009 Staff

According to unconfirmed NASA sources, in addition to vast amounts of water, the NASA Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above are written as satire or parody. They are, of course, [Read more]

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Sarah Palin Denies Audio Version of "Going Rogue" For "Illiterates".

November 13, 2009 Staff

(Chicago-IL) Sarah Palin pulled no punches according to sources that were able to view “The Oprah Winfrey Show” interview taped Wednesday. In it, Palin denies Levi Johnston’s claim that she wanted to prioritize an audio [Read more]

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Modders Launch Attack On Microsoft Xbox Live Servers

November 13, 2009 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that thousands of Halo troopers from Modded Xbox consoles have attacked servers hosting the Microsoft Xbox Live gaming network. Early reports indicate that the troopers may have established beach heads on several [Read more]

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Nidal Malik Hasan hired by Department of Veterans Affairs

November 12, 2009 Staff

LAS VEGAS, NV — U.S. Army Major Nidal Malik Hasan, the psychiatrist who went on a shooting spree, has just been hired by the Veterans Health Administration. He will be working out of the Las [Read more]

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Lou Dobbs Leaves CNN to Join Minutemen Border Militia Group

November 12, 2009 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that long time CNN host Lou Dobbs has announced that he will be leaving CNN to participate in border security full time. Dobbs who has spent the better part of the last [Read more]