Embattled Homeland Security secretary Janet Napolitano admitted today that she has been trying unsuccessfully to have an orgasm since December of last year and is on the verge of giving up. “Things have been so [Read more]
Nick Vachon, a virtually unknown scientist but well known satire writer, claims he has discovered that not only is burning fossil fuels causing global climate change, but the very act of removing the oil from [Read more]
Former trillionaire, famed philanthropist and extravagant gift-giver Santa Claus filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection on Friday and may be seeking a US government bailout, according to sources leaked to the media. Santa blames the [Read more]
(New York-NY) Sarah Palin took time off from a book signing for “Going Rogue” to make a comment on Santa Clause and Barack Obama. “I wouldn’t be surprised if Santa starts chanting “Ho-Ho-Obama. I mean [Read more]
WASHINGTON – After naming Ben Bernanke Person of the Year for saving us from the crisis that he helped create, Time magazine sales have “dropped off a cliff,” according to one Time magazine employee, speaking [Read more]
Secret Service personnel were more red faced than ever last night as 9/11 Mastermind and Al Qeda leader Osama bin Laden managed to sneak into a White House party, mingle with guests and even have [Read more]
Embattled #1 golfer Tiger Woods had admitted himself into Impuissant Medical Center in Jupiter, FL for treatment of sex addiction, according to Unconfirmed Sources. “It started off as just copping a feel here and there”, [Read more]
The Norwegian Nobel Committee has asked US President Barack Obama to return the Peace Prize he was awarded earlier this year claiming that Obama has done nothing to end the war in Iraq and has [Read more]
Leroy Jenkins, an unemployed 34 year old truck driver from Jackson, South Dakota, claims he couldn’t care less about Tiger Woods’ recent car accident or his extramarital affairs with Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, Kalika Moquin, [Read more]
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