(Chillicothe, Ohio) Ucs News: In a stunning turn of events the terror trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed will be relocated to the small town of Chillicothe Ohio. Chillicothe Mayor Joseph Sulzer confirmed in a hastily [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) UCS News: Senator Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) is so against helping uninsured Americans he has declared war. “It is going to be outright war and it should be.” Hatch said. According to staffers Senator [Read more]
(Washington-DC) After President Obama’s State of The Union speech, Vice President Joe Biden exhibited what some believe is not his best asset to the administration, speaking. At the opening of a cow manure methane conversion [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed sources are reporting that suspects are in custody for the mugging of Senator elect of Massachusetts, Scott Brown. Brown was attacked several days ago and his health insurance card was stolen. The [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) GOP lawmakers rallied around James O’Keefe today to show support for the young operative who was arrested yesterday doing the GOP’s bidding. O’Keefe and three fellow co-conspirators where arrested while trying to tap [Read more]
(San Francisco) Unconfirmed sources are reporting that a rash of blackouts in Cupertino and San Francisco overnight were caused by Apple. Sources indicate that the problems were created by the extensive use of the vaunted [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that NASA has decided sell off the fleet of Space Shuttles after the program concludes in the coming months. NASA has chosen the private service Shuttle Trader Magazine to handle the sale [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed sources are reporting that Scott Brown, the upset winner of the Senate seat formerly held by Ted Kennedy, has been mugged while visiting the Capital. The attackers, numbering at least four, knocked [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) Ucs News: The nations capital awoke to a shocking news report. According to Washington D.C. Police Republican Senator Mitch McConnell of Kentucky was arrested in the company of a young women. The official [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) Former Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin announced her plans to pursue campaign finance reform. Following the “outrageous” Supreme court ruling Palin stated “The Roberts court has ruled well beyond precedent, I can’t stand [Read more]
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