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National News

New York City Cowards Step Aside – Chillicothe Ohio to host KSM trial and Lead USA War on Terror

January 30, 2010 Staff

(Chillicothe, Ohio) Ucs News: In a stunning turn of events the terror trial of Khalid Sheikh Mohammed will be relocated to the small town of Chillicothe Ohio. Chillicothe Mayor Joseph Sulzer confirmed in a hastily [Read more]

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Washington

GOP to Honor James O'Keefe for Break in at Sen. Mary Landrieu's Offices

January 27, 2010 Staff

(Washington D.C.) GOP lawmakers rallied around James O’Keefe today to show support for the young operative who was arrested yesterday doing the GOP’s bidding. O’Keefe and three fellow co-conspirators where arrested while trying to tap [Read more]

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Steve Jobs' Apple Tablet Announcement Blamed for San Francisco and Cupertino Power Outages

January 27, 2010 Staff

(San Francisco) Unconfirmed sources are reporting that a rash of blackouts in Cupertino and San Francisco overnight were caused by Apple. Sources indicate that the problems were created by the extensive use of the vaunted [Read more]

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Sarah Palin Vows to Continue McCain's Legacy of Campaign Finance Reform

January 25, 2010 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Former Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin announced her plans to pursue campaign finance reform. Following the “outrageous” Supreme court ruling Palin stated “The Roberts court has ruled well beyond precedent, I can’t stand [Read more]