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Toyota Blames Gremlins For Sudden Acceleration Issues

February 28, 2010 Staff

Toyota officials claimed today that there is nothing wrong with any of the recalled automobiles and instead blamed the problems of sudden acceleration on Gremlins, little mysterious creatures that are mechanically inclined and tend to [Read more]

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E-E-T: Health Care Reform on TV…At Least, Sarah Palin Goes NRA and Restricted Airplane Bathrooms.

February 26, 2010 Staff

(Charlotte-NC) Sarah Palin will be the keynote speaker at the National Rifle Association’s annual meeting in Charlotte, North Carolina this May. Palin, in addition to being a former Governor of Alaska and nemesis to “The [Read more]

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NY Gubernatorial Candidate Warren Redlich Wants to Starve Public Sector Employees

February 26, 2010 Staff

New York Criminal Defense Lawyer and gubernatorial candidate Warren Redlich stated today that he wishes to cap the salaries of public sector employees at $100,000 per year and pensions at $75,000 thus effectively starving many [Read more]

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Steve Jobs Admits Apple iPad Rumor Mill Malfunction

February 24, 2010 Staff

Unconfirmed sources are reporting that the rumor mills tasked to create rumors surrounding the Apple iPad have been malfunctioning. In a statement released by Jobs he admitted there have been some ‘issues’ with the mills [Read more]

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Tiger Woods Moves Press Conference To Playboy Mansion

February 18, 2010 Staff

(Hollywood-CA) Tiger Woods’ agent, Mark Steinberg, confirmed today that Tiger Woods’ press conference, to be held Friday, would be at the Playboy Mansion. This latest move has both gossip columnists and sports writers scratching their [Read more]

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Southwest Airlines Insists Two Thin People Share Single Seat

February 17, 2010 Staff

In an effort to maximize profits, Southwest Airlines announced today that not only will they charge fat people for two seats but they also insist that two very thin people share a single seat. “Thin [Read more]

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E-E-T News: Obama TV, Sarah Palin Drinks the Tea and George Bush Is Back?

February 10, 2010 Staff

(Nashville-TN) Former Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin was the keynote speaker at the first official Tea Party convention. The convention is an attempt to organize the grass roots Tea Party movement into a force [Read more]