Alaska: Ucs News – Unconfirmed Sources report that Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin had the micro electronic “Palm Prompter” surgically installed just days before her paid speech to the National Tea Party convention. According to [Read more]
Despite spending six weeks in a sex rehab clinic, the worlds number 1 golfer still desires having sex with beautiful women, according to sources. “His wife (Elin Nordegren) came to pick him up from the [Read more]
(Nashville, Tenn.) Ucs News: As Sarah Palin took the stage at the National Tea Party convention many expected her to rail against the Obama administration. The crowd of Palin faithful were shocked when the Former [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) Ucs News: The nations deadly stand off Sen. Richard Shelby entered it 4th day with no end in sight. As the nation’s capital cowers Richard Shelby continues to swagger through the halls of [Read more]
(Tokyo-Japan) Toyota Chief Executive Officer Akio Toyoda announced today that “Edge of Darkness” star Mel Gibson would be the new spokesman for the company’s Prius brand, which has been plagued with the minor defect of [Read more]
Now that the United States military is rescinding the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy implemented by former President Clinton, hundreds of thousands of soldiers are stepping forward and admitting they are gay. During a recent [Read more]
Now that the United States military is rescinding the “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy implemented by former President Clinton, hundreds of thousands of soldiers are stepping forward and admitting they are gay. During a recent [Read more]
39 year old Sean Jackson spent several years using the Facebook application Farmville and, having accumulated over 1.1 million Farmville dollars, finally decided to use his wealth on YoVille, only to find he was not [Read more]
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