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Large Hadron Collider Smashes Protons, Universe Is Destroyed- Your Reader Comments.

March 30, 2010 Staff

The European Organization for Nuclear Research, or CERN, has announced a successful run of the $10-billion dollar Large Hadron Collider, which has been plagued for years with both technical problems and predictions that it’s use [Read more]

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Sarah Palin, "I didn't Sleep with Jessie James!"

March 29, 2010 Staff

Unconfirmed sources are reporting that Sarah Palin claims to be the one person Jessie James hasn’t slept with. The revelation came over the weekend after Palin spoke a rally for former running-mate John McCain. After [Read more]

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Teabagger Mike Vanderboegh Admits "I'm Paid to Eat by US Government"

March 28, 2010 Staff

(Alabama) Ucs News: Sipsey Street Irregular Mike Vanderboegh admits to fellow revolutionaries that he receives regular payments from the US government. In a posting on his blog www.sipseystreetirregulars.blogspot.com, Vanderboegh explained that he uses the money, [Read more]

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UCS Trend Report #643: Obama Keeps Promise : Sarah Palin Reloads : Tea Bagging Terrorist : Rep…

March 27, 2010 Staff

Mike Vanderboegh : Trending Down The new face of Domestic Terrorism, The Freedom Loving Tax hater. By the way his full time job is collecting Social Security disability payments. Our tax dollars at work—Oh Lord [Read more]

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Sarah Palin Seeks To Make Lots of Money

March 23, 2010 Staff

Former beauty queen, former governor of Alaska, failed vice presidential candidate, author and prospective reality TV show star Sarah Palin admitted today that she has become greedy beyond avarice and is trying to make as [Read more]

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GOP Lawmakers Burn Insurance Cards to Protest Passage of Health Care Reform

March 22, 2010 Staff

Unconfirmed sources are reporting that GOP lawmakers from the House and Senate have staged a protest on the steps of the Capitol to show their outrage over the passage of health care legislation. The large [Read more]