As a Democrat, I should be happy that Florida Governor Charlie Crist is being forced out of the Senate primary by ultra conservative Marco Rubio, but I’m not. I should be happy because a divided [Read more]
LAS VEGAS – With Americans burdened by cumbersome regulations and taxes, U.S. senatorial candidate Danny Tarkanian has unveiled a new plan: Rodent bartering with the IRS. “For too long, Americans have been taxed too much. [Read more]
In denouncing the new Arizona immigration laws, President Barack Obama insisted today that the Arizona laws would eliminate Mexican slavery and this would lead to higher prices for consumers. Obama revealed that giant food production [Read more]
There’s an article on NBC’s ‘Chicago’ website this morning regarding how Comedy Central heavily censored last Wednesday’s episode of “South Park”…you know, the one with the Prophet Mohammed. Even Kyle’s speech, which apparently didn’t even [Read more]
Embattled Pope Benedict XVI announced today that he has no intention of resigning from office in the wake of clergy sexual abuse accusations because “the money is just too good!” “I love being Pope”, the [Read more]
Embattled Pope Benedict XVI announced today that he has no intention of resigning from office in the wake of clergy sexual abuse accusations because “the money is just too good!” “I love being Pope”, the [Read more]
For weeks now, I’ve been doing my best, in my own gentle way, to ridicule, lambaste, degrade and otherwise mock the crap out the people who ridiculously call themselves, the “Tea Party”. These ‘patriots’ have [Read more]
I’m worried about America. I’m worried about it’s seemingly irreconcilable political, religious and social polarity, it’s knee jerk reactions to problems that were years in the making and will take years to solve, it’s general [Read more]
Republican Party insiders, while on the one hand gleefully egging on the more racially intolerant members of their rank and file (read: The Tea Party), are on the other slowly recognizing that a party based [Read more]
I wrote a piece yesterday about the Fox News Network (Fairly Unbalanced…uh, I mean, Fair and Balanced) and it’s new child, the Tea Party. Bear in mind, I specifically use the word ‘piece’ as opposed [Read more]
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