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Senatorial candidate Danny Tarkanian proposes new policy: 'Rodent bartering' with the IRS

April 30, 2010 Staff

LAS VEGAS – With Americans burdened by cumbersome regulations and taxes, U.S. senatorial candidate Danny Tarkanian has unveiled a new plan: Rodent bartering with the IRS. “For too long, Americans have been taxed too much. [Read more]

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Obama Seeks to Encourage Mexican Slavery

April 27, 2010 Staff

In denouncing the new Arizona immigration laws, President Barack Obama insisted today that the Arizona laws would eliminate Mexican slavery and this would lead to higher prices for consumers. Obama revealed that giant food production [Read more]

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South Park- America's Last Bastion of Free Speech, Gets Redacted

April 26, 2010 Staff

There’s an article on NBC’s ‘Chicago’ website this morning regarding how Comedy Central heavily censored last Wednesday’s episode of “South Park”…you know, the one with the Prophet Mohammed. Even Kyle’s speech, which apparently didn’t even [Read more]

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Pope Benedict XVI Refuses to Resign Citing 'I Love This Job'

April 25, 2010 Staff

Embattled Pope Benedict XVI announced today that he has no intention of resigning from office in the wake of clergy sexual abuse accusations because “the money is just too good!” “I love being Pope”, the [Read more]

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Pope Benedict XVI Refuses to Resign Citing 'I Love This Job'

April 25, 2010 Staff

Embattled Pope Benedict XVI announced today that he has no intention of resigning from office in the wake of clergy sexual abuse accusations because “the money is just too good!” “I love being Pope”, the [Read more]

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Tea Party Patriots Rebut Liberal Writer

April 23, 2010 Staff

For weeks now, I’ve been doing my best, in my own gentle way, to ridicule, lambaste, degrade and otherwise mock the crap out the people who ridiculously call themselves, the “Tea Party”. These ‘patriots’ have [Read more]

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The Tea Party's Goal- Maintain The Status Quo

April 22, 2010 Staff

I’m worried about America. I’m worried about it’s seemingly irreconcilable political, religious and social polarity, it’s knee jerk reactions to problems that were years in the making and will take years to solve, it’s general [Read more]

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GOP Reveals It's Strategy For Battling Racism And Barack Obama.

April 19, 2010 Staff

Republican Party insiders, while on the one hand gleefully egging on the more racially intolerant members of their rank and file (read: The Tea Party), are on the other slowly recognizing that a party based [Read more]

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Fox News Has A Tea Party- Your Reader Comments

April 18, 2010 Staff

I wrote a piece yesterday about the Fox News Network (Fairly Unbalanced…uh, I mean, Fair and Balanced) and it’s new child, the Tea Party. Bear in mind, I specifically use the word ‘piece’ as opposed [Read more]