CNN, the nation’s oldest all-news cable program, marks it’s thirty year anniversary on June 1st. For the hard of counting, that means the station, then under the leadership of Ted Turner, started broadcasting in 1981(…or [Read more]
I’ve been wondering lately what would happen America falls into another really big economic Depression like the one in the 1930’s…GDII, if you will. All the market pundits and economic newspapers these days from the [Read more]
Okay, I’ll admit it…this last month Barack Obama has not shone. His lack of public outrage and sympathy for the perpetrators and victims of the Gulf Spill, now being called ‘Obama’s Katrina’, has, at least [Read more]
LAS VEGAS – In what has turned out to be a nightmarish scenario unfolding for the Nevada senatorial race, the unhinged GOP candidate Sue Lowden has shifted into campaigning against Scientology, rather than for meaningful [Read more]
Former Ebay Chief Executive Officer, billionaire and California gubernatorial hopeful Meg Whitman candidly admitted to the media today that she has been unable to achieve orgasm since the beginning of her political campaign. “I’ve tried [Read more]
Newly minted Republican candidate Rand Paul, while not exactly back-peddling regarding his statements in an interview conducted by MSNBC’s Rachael Maddow that the 1964 Civil rights Act should never have mandated that individual business owners [Read more]
Under fire from its parent company, the Career Education Corporation, Brooks Institute has resorted to torturing its admissions representatives in order to increase enrollments. Like many for-profit schools, Brooks Institute has felt the crunch of [Read more]
LAS VEGAS – Nevada GOP senatorial candidates took time to sit down with the Unconfirmed Sources editorial board to discuss their views on brown people control – that’s brown people control, since there is no [Read more]
Pope Benedict XVI, while on a recent trip to Portugal, has for the first time admitted that all the allegations of decades long sexual abuses perpetrated by Roman Catholic priests in countries around the globe [Read more]
LAS VEGAS – U.S. senatorial candidate Danny Tarkanian has proposed a “candidate supporter” bartering plan with GOP rival Sue Lowden. According to Tarkanian, one of his supporters is worth ten of Sue Lowden’s supporters. The [Read more]
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