LAS VEGAS – GOP senatorial candidate Sharron Angle is fulfilling her patriotic duty by trying to throw the election so that the PNACers can’t accomplish their mission. “Since I’m a patriot and I care about [Read more]
Am radio pundits have been consistently prattling on about a “clean sweep”…vote out every incumbent Republican and Democratic that holds any political office above dog catcher, fill the halls of state houses and Congress with [Read more]
I am not a soldier, nor have I ever been one. The closest I’ve come to war was listening to the stories of my Uncle John, a decorated veteran of World War II. Some of [Read more]
Recently retired United States General Stanley McChrystal admitted today that he has sold military secrets to Wikileaks.org for the past several years. “I admit I have sold some documents to that organization”, McChrystal told Unconfirmed [Read more]
It’s odd how things can pass you by. I’ve been moving this weekend, packing boxes, loading stuff into a storage unit in nearly hundred degree heat; you know, everybody’s done it. And since my Jeep’s [Read more]
LAS VEGAS – Nevada Republican senatorial candidate Sharron Angle said that the unemployed have outlived their usefulness. After being asked what she meant by that, Angle’s campaign spokesman backtracked by saying that isn’t what she [Read more]
In a secret undercover study, Unconfirmed Sources have discovered that over 97% of US Government employees are willing to reveal classified, secret and even top secret information if the price is right. “I don’t make [Read more]
I don’t usually write about, and certainly never to, celebrities, but in the case of Lindsay Lohan, an exception must be made. By all accounts, she’s very nervous about going to jail. Now, I’ve never [Read more]
(Apple Headquarters,Cupertino) Ucs News Reports: Consumer Reports said it “can’t recommend” Apple’s iPhone 4. “When your finger or hand touches a spot on the phone’s lower left side – an easy thing, especially for lefties [Read more]
TERRE HAUTE, Ind. – David Thomas started using his Power Balance bracelet about two years ago but stopped using it after suffering from severe headaches and double vision. “I used it for a three month [Read more]
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