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Month: August 2010

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$1,000,000 reward offered for capturing Sharron Angle

August 31, 2010 Staff

LAS VEGAS – The DoJ has offered a $1,000,000 reward for information leading to the capture of the wild Nevadan dingbat Sharron Angle. She is suspected of having ties to rogue, terrorist elements within the [Read more]

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God Says, "Don't Build The 'Ground Zero Mosque'…No, Wait A Minute…"

August 27, 2010 Staff

First of all, this is about what the conservative pundits are calling the “Ground Zero Mosque”, although it’s not at Ground Zero. Second of all, I’m not a New Yorker- I’m an ex-New Yorker. I [Read more]

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City Water for Port Hueneme, CA Now More Expensive Than Bottled Water

August 24, 2010 Staff

After its third rate hike in one year, the city of Port Hueneme (Pro: Why-knee-me) , CA has now raised its rates for city tap water so high that it is now more expensive than [Read more]

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Pop Star Justin Bieber Plans Comeback World Tour for 2035

August 18, 2010 Staff

16 year pop Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber announced today that he plans on making a ‘comeback’ world tour in 2035 when he is 41 years old. “I know my good fortune and youth won’t [Read more]

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Jury Unanimously Agrees Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich Is An Idiot

August 13, 2010 Staff

Though deadlocked on many key points, the jury deciding the fate of former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich have unanimously declared that he is an idiot and should never have served in public office. “It’s hard [Read more]

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Sharron Angle: The Biblical case against women serving in the U.S. Senate

August 8, 2010 Staff

LAS VEGAS – NV GOP senatorial candidate Sharron Angle has unveiled a new book in a futile effort to raise campaign funds. Anybody who donates at least $100 to her senatorial campaign will receive Sharron [Read more]

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Spinning California's Props (Or When Smart People Do Stupid Things)

August 4, 2010 Staff

This is my last post before what I laughingly describe as my ‘going on vacation’- I’m moving out of my three bedroom rental house and into a Winnebago RV on my property. Until I can [Read more]

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Brooks Institute Closes Its Doors

August 3, 2010 Staff

Santa Barbara based Brooks Institute announced today that it will be closing its doors because of drafts, insects and general annoyances with having the doors open. Shelly Green, a receptionist at the Ventura campus stated, [Read more]

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Study Reveals, Most News Stories are Fraudulent

August 2, 2010 Staff

A 6 year, $32 million, government funded study has shown that over 92% of news stories in most major newspapers are loaded with half truths, misquotes, facts taken out of context and outright lies. “I [Read more]

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