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World News

Newly Announced North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un Is A Total Dumbass, According to Sources

September 28, 2010 Staff

North Korean sources revealed today that Kim Jong Un, the son of North Korea’s ruling leader Kim Jong-il and who has recently been promoted to military general, is a “total dumbass” and would most certainly [Read more]

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National News

Christine O'Donnell Admits to Masturbating

September 18, 2010 Staff

Outspoken masturbation opponent and Delaware, GOP U.S. Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell admitted today that she masturbated in 1999 after dating a member of a satanic cult. “Being on that altar of blood made me so [Read more]

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National News

Sarah Palin's Candidates Win Big, But Can They Use Use Her Winning Formula?

September 15, 2010 Staff

So I’m reading the net this morning, trying to figure out whether the Tea Party primary wins are as good (or bad) for the November elections as they appear (or don’t seem) to be. I’m [Read more]

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Former Craigslist Johns Finding It Difficult To Find Prostitutes

September 15, 2010 Staff

When 39-year-old Ventura, CA real estate consultant Ryan Reedy wanted a prostitute all he had to do was click an ad on Craigslist and one would be delivered to his door within the hour. However, [Read more]

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National News

A New Plan For Peace In The Middle East, Kashmir and Johnsburg, New York

September 14, 2010 Staff

There are some places that are, and seemingly always will be, contentious- Kashmir, Jerusalem, Haiti and Brooklyn immediately spring to mind- places where too many people want control for too many different reasons. To find [Read more]

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National News

Officials Unable to Explain San Bruno Explosion

September 11, 2010 Staff

Officials with the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) expressed bewilderment today as to why an old, leaking, corroded natural gas pipeline exploded in San Bruno California this past week killing at least six people. “I [Read more]

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Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck Say Vote. Well, So Do I.

September 11, 2010 Staff

Mid-terms, mid-terms, mid-terms…very few regular Americans are actually thinking about them; it’s always that way. The states that are going to elect a governor, like California and New York are, but still even then not [Read more]

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Sarah Palin, Glen Beck And Terry Smith (Or How To Win The Mid-Term Elections)

September 10, 2010 Staff

When your editors tell you something like: ‘The last two pieces you posted were pretty angry and downbeat and this is a humor site, so you better get your act in gear and write something [Read more]

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Newt Gingrich Blasts Plan for Starbucks Coffee House near Ground Zero

September 6, 2010 Staff

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, who’s mulling a 2012 presidential bid, has added a new hot-button issue to his agenda: the plan to build a Starbucks Coffee House near the World Trade Center site. In [Read more]