North Korean sources revealed today that Kim Jong Un, the son of North Korea’s ruling leader Kim Jong-il and who has recently been promoted to military general, is a “total dumbass” and would most certainly [Read more]
Outspoken masturbation opponent and Delaware, GOP U.S. Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell admitted today that she masturbated in 1999 after dating a member of a satanic cult. “Being on that altar of blood made me so [Read more]
So I’m reading the net this morning, trying to figure out whether the Tea Party primary wins are as good (or bad) for the November elections as they appear (or don’t seem) to be. I’m [Read more]
When 39-year-old Ventura, CA real estate consultant Ryan Reedy wanted a prostitute all he had to do was click an ad on Craigslist and one would be delivered to his door within the hour. However, [Read more]
There are some places that are, and seemingly always will be, contentious- Kashmir, Jerusalem, Haiti and Brooklyn immediately spring to mind- places where too many people want control for too many different reasons. To find [Read more]
Officials with the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) expressed bewilderment today as to why an old, leaking, corroded natural gas pipeline exploded in San Bruno California this past week killing at least six people. “I [Read more]
Mid-terms, mid-terms, mid-terms…very few regular Americans are actually thinking about them; it’s always that way. The states that are going to elect a governor, like California and New York are, but still even then not [Read more]
When your editors tell you something like: ‘The last two pieces you posted were pretty angry and downbeat and this is a humor site, so you better get your act in gear and write something [Read more]
It’s early in the morning. I shouldn’t be awake, but I’ve been thinking about the replies I got yesterday to my posting about what spineless wimps we are for not supporting Barack Obama, the man [Read more]
Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, who’s mulling a 2012 presidential bid, has added a new hot-button issue to his agenda: the plan to build a Starbucks Coffee House near the World Trade Center site. In [Read more]
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