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Month: October 2010

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For The Record; Satire Writer Posts Corrections

October 31, 2010 Staff

In the interests of unbiased and accurate journalism, and to avoid a rash of lawsuits, satire writer NickFun is offering corrections to some of his recent satire stories. In a story posted on October 26th, [Read more]

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Congresswoman Dina Titus blasts Las Vegas tourism industry

October 31, 2010 Staff

LAS VEGAS – Congresswoman Dina Titus, the incumbent who’s rightfully in the fight for her political career, blasted the Las Vegas tourism industry in a press release. “I know the general rule is that if [Read more]

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Most Americans Agree With Juan Williams

October 26, 2010 Staff

A recent Gallup pole survey of 36,552 Americans indicates that 93% agree with Juan Williams and said they also feel nervous when they see Muslims walking through airports.. The poll was conducted at airports across [Read more]

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Ten Things

October 25, 2010 Staff

Very rarely do I stare at a blank page on my laptop with no idea of what to write- when it does happen, I usually (as any regular reader can attest) just spurt out some [Read more]

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Elections: Hey, Did You Know You Can Change The World Next Week?

October 24, 2010 Staff

Eleven or so days. Obama took office one year and seven months ago and where are we? Well, marginally better off, but that’s not the point. For the previous eight years the GOP has been [Read more]

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UFOs over Denver, CO Spark Ballot Initiative

October 23, 2010 Staff

Keenly aware, though slightly paranoid, Denver, Colorado residents are proposing an “Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission” to help protect the city in the event of UFOs and alien takeovers. “We can’t be too careful”, said Denver UFO [Read more]

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Sharron Angle calls work theft

October 23, 2010 Staff

LAS VEGAS – Senatorial candidate Sharron Angle condemned immigrants who work for “stealing jobs”. In a blistering attack against all non-whites, Sharron Angle suggested that work is tantamount to theft. “If somebody has a job, [Read more]

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Whenever I See Juan Williams In An Airport I Get Nervous.

October 22, 2010 Staff

By now everybody who yesterday morning who had no clue as to who Juan Williams is, knows. Turns out Mr. Williams is sort of like that Canadian Air Force colonel who flew the Queen around [Read more]

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Christine O'Donnell, Glenn Beck And CERN- Proof Of Parallel Universes Uncovered

October 21, 2010 Staff

(Sorry Guys- The Photo Thing Is Screwing Up Again- Imagine a Picture Of The Collider With A Pithy Remark About Glenn Beck Or Something) Scientists at Large Hadron Collider (LHC) at CERN near Geneva have [Read more]

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Mid-Term Election Up-Date. How We Got Here

October 19, 2010 Staff

I’ve started to look at the upcoming elections…not just these mid-term’s, but for the next dozen or so years…differently, generationally. Up until the 1990’s, our elected officials were for the most part products of Tom [Read more]

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