Facebook emailed me again. They’ve been sending little notes once a week for months now. They’re worried that they haven’t heard from me in awhile…isn’t that sweet? And while it’s nice that they’re concerned about [Read more]
Anti-masturbation crusader and Delaware GOP nominee Christine O’Donnell was hospitalized this afternoon after achieving what her doctors referred to as a “mild orgasm” at a campaign rally. “Ms. O’Donnell is resting comfortably and her prognosis [Read more]
(Today is 10/11/10, which while not as great as 10/10/10, is still pretty binary.) All politics is local…except when it comes to who’s paying for it. Then it becomes a national or now, even an [Read more]
“A nuclear Dearborn would be as dangerous as “Hitler marching into the Rhineland” in 1936 and should be prevented by Western military strikes if necessary” According the Hawkish Tea Party Senate Candidate Sharon Angle. Sharron [Read more]
(Today is 10/10/10. Pretty cool.) About twenty five years ago, I was in Pete’s Tavern down by Gramercy Park in New York with a motley collection of foreigners- one Irishman, one Londoner, one German and [Read more]
Friends of California Republican gubernatorial hopeful Meg Whitman denounced a member of opponent Democrat Jerry Brown’s campaign today by insisting that Whitman is not a whore and has no interest in sex at all. The [Read more]
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