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World News

Obama Promises He Will Outsource More Jobs to India

November 9, 2010 Staff

As First Lady Michelle Obama danced her way into the hearts of the Indian people, President Barack Obama promised Indian PM Manmohan Singh and the Indian Parliament that he will outsource more American jobs to [Read more]

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National News

2012 End Of The World Debunked! Buy Your Christmas Presents Early

November 7, 2010 Staff

There are some myths I’ve just gotta debunk. It’s not like Myth-Busters where they actually prove (or disprove) what they’re debunking (or bunking). This is more like I’m just gonna tell ya a stupid thing [Read more]

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National News

Keith Olbermann Violated MSNBC Anti-Free-Speech Policy, According to Phil Griffin

November 6, 2010 Staff

MSNBC has suspended host Keith Olbermann for violating its anti-free-speech policy by donating money to political candidates he wanted to see elected. “We have a strict policy here at MSNBC”, said MSNBC Chief Phil Griffin. [Read more]

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National News

Candidates Begin To Stake Out Their Positions in 2012 Elections

November 5, 2010 Staff

(November 5, 2010) My fellow citizens, I am here today, after six years at Unconfirmed Sources (go ahead, you can check; it’s really been that long. Man, what a pointless enterprise.) to make an announcement. [Read more]

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National News

Election Day 2010- Welcome To Politics, Italian Style

November 2, 2010 Staff

It’s election day morning…six or eight more hours of political commercials and then it’s all over bar the shouting. Of course, given the current crop of Tea Party candidates, a fair number of whom will [Read more]

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National News

Warren Redlich Elected New York Governor

November 2, 2010 Staff

In a stunning upset to the traditional two party candidates, Libertarian Warren Redlich was elected governor of New York in a landslide victory today. Disgruntled New York voters shunned candidates Democrat Mario Cuomo and Tea-Party [Read more]

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National News

New Smartphones Eliminate Need For Brain

November 1, 2010 Staff

The latest smartphones from Motorola, Google and Apple will eliminate the need for many human brain functions entirely, according to representatives from those companies. Apple will, of course, be leading the industry when it introduces [Read more]