LAS VEGAS – Dominus Noster launches the draft Satan Sharron Angle and Satan Sarah Palin PAC for a 2012 presidential ticket. “The best way to ensure President Obama’s re-election is to get Satan Angle/Satan Palin [Read more]
WASHINGTON – Congresswoman Michele Bachmann, an idiot, landed a spot on the House Intelligence Committee. The criterion used for getting on the Intel Committee is having absolutely no cognitive skills. “Since I’m the dumbest broad [Read more]
(London:England) Ucs News: WikiLeak founder, Julian Assange, announces his possession of Nude, sexually explicit photos of former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin. Speaking by web cast from house arrest in London, Assange stated “Wikileaks has released [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) Ucs News: In a joint press conference the Family Research Council and the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan officially joined forces to launch a new “season of Hate” campaign against gay and [Read more]
(Washington D.C.: Ucs News) The new House Majority Leader John Boehner of Ohio was stunned by the Wikileads document dump of his secret agenda for America. From his House arrest in London Wikileaks founder Julian [Read more]
LAS VEGAS – Due to the heart attack almost induced by Sharron Angle during the primary, and then from watching no real issues being discussed in the midst of Quantitative Easing, which will flood the [Read more]
(Afghanistan:Border Province) Ucs News: The world’s foremost terrorist, Osama bin Laden, leader of a terrorist organization known as Al-Qaeda, has found himself in a rather difficult position. Just days after releasing sensitive U.S. communications, Julian [Read more]
(IRVINE, CALIF.) Ucs News: The Church infiltration feeds Christians’ distrust of FBI in Southern California tension is growing between the Christian community and the FBI after an informant, Craig Monteilh, infiltrated a church, only a [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) Ucs News: Today Senate Republicans took an important stand against 98% of Americans. Today Senate Republicans raised taxes on the nations working people. In an unexpected move John McCain took time off from [Read more]
(Republic of Kenya) Ucs News: WikiLeak founder, Julian Assange, announces his possession of Obama’s real Kenyan Birth Certificate. Speaking by web cast from a Secure location inside the Republic of Kenya, Assange stated “I have [Read more]
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