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Charlie Sheen's Unclean, Moammar Gadhafi's Mean And The Madison, Wisconsin Scene- Unconfirmed Sou…

February 27, 2011 Staff

The Latest From The Wisconsin Protests: A crowd estimated at more than 70,000 gathered yesterday in Madison, Wisconsin In one of the largest rallies since the Vietnam War, to protest the Republican regime-backed restrictions on [Read more]

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Wisconsin Governor Walker Hires Bounty Hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman's to Capture Wayward Democratic…

February 23, 2011 Staff

Unconfirmed sources are reporting that Governor Walker has hired the The Dog to return the missing Democratic Senators to the State House. The Dog, and his team have been briefed by the Governor and have [Read more]

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Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker seeks advice From Moammar Gadhafi.

February 22, 2011 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has been in contact with Libyan dictator Gadhafi seeking advice on how to deal with protesters in the Wisconsin State Capitol Building. Walker, impressed with Gadhafi’s methods, [Read more]

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High Winds, Middle East Wins And Billy Ray's Chagrin- Unconfirmed Sources News Briefs- Sunday, Fe…

February 20, 2011 Staff

White House Christmas Tree Blown Down! Impeach Obama, Stat! High winds that engulfed the East Coast blew down the Christmas tree in front of the White House this weekend, the final proof for many Americans [Read more]

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Congressman Dean Heller unveils anti-Sharron Angle campaign ad

February 18, 2011 Staff

LAS VEGAS – In what’s certain to be a very uninteresting GOP senatorial primary contest already shaping up, Congressman Dean Heller has unveiled his latest campaign ad aimed at Sharron Angle. The ad can be [Read more]

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Conservatives Celebrate Reagan Legacy : Dead Fags

February 6, 2011 Staff

(WASHINGTON:Ucs News) Across the nation American Conservatives from Newt Gingrich to John McCain and Sarah Palin are commemorating the 100th birthday of the former president at the Ronald Reagan. In a six hour speech given [Read more]

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GOP Introduces Bill To Ban CFL Light Bulbs and Solar Calculators

February 5, 2011 Staff

(WASHINGTON:Ucs News) Reps. Joe Barton, R-Texas, Michael Burgess, R-Texas, and Marsha Blackburn, R-Tennessee, joined 12 other Republicans to reintroduced the Better Use of Light Bulbs Act or BULB Act, H.R. 91. The BULB Act repeals [Read more]

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Texas Education Cuts lead to Massive Student Lay offs

February 5, 2011 Staff

(Austin, Texas) Ucs News: Long time Republican Texas Governor Rick Perry announced another round of severe budget cuts for the states already struggling school system. In a press conference held at a shuttered Dallas Grade [Read more]