The Latest From The Wisconsin Protests: A crowd estimated at more than 70,000 gathered yesterday in Madison, Wisconsin In one of the largest rallies since the Vietnam War, to protest the Republican regime-backed restrictions on [Read more]
(Palo Alto, California) Apple announced today that as of March 1st it will take a 30% cut of all commerce done over the iPhone. Apple will use a voice recognition system to monitor all phone [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources are reporting that Governor Walker has hired the The Dog to return the missing Democratic Senators to the State House. The Dog, and his team have been briefed by the Governor and have [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has been in contact with Libyan dictator Gadhafi seeking advice on how to deal with protesters in the Wisconsin State Capitol Building. Walker, impressed with Gadhafi’s methods, [Read more]
White House Christmas Tree Blown Down! Impeach Obama, Stat! High winds that engulfed the East Coast blew down the Christmas tree in front of the White House this weekend, the final proof for many Americans [Read more]
LAS VEGAS – In what’s certain to be a very uninteresting GOP senatorial primary contest already shaping up, Congressman Dean Heller has unveiled his latest campaign ad aimed at Sharron Angle. The ad can be [Read more]
(WASHINGTON:Ucs News) Across the nation American Conservatives from Newt Gingrich to John McCain and Sarah Palin are commemorating the 100th birthday of the former president at the Ronald Reagan. In a six hour speech given [Read more]
(WASHINGTON:Ucs News) Reps. Joe Barton, R-Texas, Michael Burgess, R-Texas, and Marsha Blackburn, R-Tennessee, joined 12 other Republicans to reintroduced the Better Use of Light Bulbs Act or BULB Act, H.R. 91. The BULB Act repeals [Read more]
(Austin, Texas) Ucs News: Long time Republican Texas Governor Rick Perry announced another round of severe budget cuts for the states already struggling school system. In a press conference held at a shuttered Dallas Grade [Read more]
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