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Microsoft Patents New Skype Technology To watch You Masturbate

June 29, 2011 Staff

A newly patented Microsoft technology called Legal Intercept that would allow the company or government officials to secretly intercept, monitor and record Skype calls, watch people undress, have sex and masturbate is causing privacy concerns. [Read more]

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God Clarifies What He Told Republican Minnesota Rep. Michelle Bachmann

June 26, 2011 Staff

Tired of being misquoted, God spoke to Unconfirmed Divine Sources today to clarify that he did not ask Minnesota Republican Michelle Bachmann to run for office. “What He actually said”, according to the source, “was [Read more]

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Feds Waited Until Whitey Bulger Had Alzheimer's Before Making Arrest, According to Sources

June 25, 2011 Staff

FBI officials waited until former Boston mob Boss Whitey Bulger became mentally incapacitated by age-related dementia before making their arrest, according to an FBI source who preferred to be referred to as “Squiggy”. Squiggy claims [Read more]

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Hackers Steal All Money From All Banks

June 19, 2011 Staff

Hackers broke into Bank of America (BofA), JP Morgan, Citigroup and most other large financial institutions yesterday making off with over $16 trillion, according to Unconfirmed Sources. “We have about $3,400 in assets left that [Read more]

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Scientists Claim Comet Hartley 2 Is Alive!

June 18, 2011 Staff

Scientists examining the weird comet Hartley claim the comet is a living breathing organism with some rather disheartening digestive habits. “We have been unable to explain until now what this comet is so odd”, said [Read more]

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Anthony Weiner Resigns, Joins Chippendales

June 17, 2011 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that scandalous Congressman Anthony Weiner has resigned from office and joined the famous Chippendale dancers. Weiner made the announcement flanked by his new colleagues and supportive ‘friend.’ Weiner will begin performing immediately. [Read more]

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Wisconsin Governor Mark Walker Charged with Grand Larceny

June 17, 2011 Staff

Unconfirmed sources report that Wisconsin Governor Mark Walker has been arrested and accused of stealing jobs from Illinois. The Governor has already been extradited to Illinois and is currently being ‘interviewed’ by Illinois State Troopers. [Read more]

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God Punishing Humanity For Premarital Sex and Masturbating Through Tornadoes, Fires, Floods and E…

June 16, 2011 Staff

Many Christian sources stated today that God is displeased with mankind having unwed sex, adulterous sex and masturbating and has vowed to destroy the Earth through natural disasters such as tornadoes, fires, floods and Earthquakes [Read more]