A newly patented Microsoft technology called Legal Intercept that would allow the company or government officials to secretly intercept, monitor and record Skype calls, watch people undress, have sex and masturbate is causing privacy concerns. [Read more]
Tired of being misquoted, God spoke to Unconfirmed Divine Sources today to clarify that he did not ask Minnesota Republican Michelle Bachmann to run for office. “What He actually said”, according to the source, “was [Read more]
FBI officials waited until former Boston mob Boss Whitey Bulger became mentally incapacitated by age-related dementia before making their arrest, according to an FBI source who preferred to be referred to as “Squiggy”. Squiggy claims [Read more]
Satire writer Jeff Vachon (aka NickFun, PayPal Vachon.jeff@gmail.com ) revealed today that he is very short on cash and unable to pay rent this month. “I only need a few hundred dollars but any more [Read more]
Hackers broke into Bank of America (BofA), JP Morgan, Citigroup and most other large financial institutions yesterday making off with over $16 trillion, according to Unconfirmed Sources. “We have about $3,400 in assets left that [Read more]
Scientists examining the weird comet Hartley claim the comet is a living breathing organism with some rather disheartening digestive habits. “We have been unable to explain until now what this comet is so odd”, said [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that scandalous Congressman Anthony Weiner has resigned from office and joined the famous Chippendale dancers. Weiner made the announcement flanked by his new colleagues and supportive ‘friend.’ Weiner will begin performing immediately. [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Wisconsin Governor Mark Walker has been arrested and accused of stealing jobs from Illinois. The Governor has already been extradited to Illinois and is currently being ‘interviewed’ by Illinois State Troopers. [Read more]
Many Christian sources stated today that God is displeased with mankind having unwed sex, adulterous sex and masturbating and has vowed to destroy the Earth through natural disasters such as tornadoes, fires, floods and Earthquakes [Read more]
Though Alabama has passed the toughest immigration law in the country, the law had to be substantially rewritten in order to pass the legislature. The original version of the bill called for killing all illegal [Read more]
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