The entire United States Government was foreclosed on by major banking institutions today and the entire government will be auctioned off to foreign investors. “We did everything we could”, said Republican House Speaker John Boehner. [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Republican leaders John Boehner and Eric Cantor are in stable condition this morning after a late night auto accident. The accident occurred when the vehicle, a classic convertible driven by Cantor, [Read more]
Newly released Casey Anthony says she is being denied housing, transportation, denied service at restaurants and claims other forms of discrimination just because she is a murderer. “Murderers are the only people being legally discriminated [Read more]
JEDDAH – The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has announced an ambitious plan to construct the world’s first luxury resort town for former tyrants. The Red Sea Retirement Retreat has already been dubbed a ‘Club Med [Read more]
JEDDAH – The Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has announced an ambitious plan to construct the world’s first luxury resort town for former tyrants. The Red Sea Retirement Retreat has already been dubbed a ‘Club Med [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources are reporting that shares of Wall Street giant Goldman Sachs are rallying after a late announcement that they are launching a Bitcoin trading unit. The new virtual currency trading unit will actually work [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Moody’s, the beleaguered bond rating agency, has downgraded the Republican Party to ‘junk’. The down downgrade comes amidst tense negations between polarized members of the caucus which has paralyzed the party’s [Read more]
The US Government has secretly created a new watchdog agency to monitor the activities of each and every American via cell phones, computers and surveillance cameras for 24 hours each day, 365 or 366 days [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources report that Shuttle Trader Magazine, the premiere used Space Shuttle sales publication, will close after its next issue. Things looked bleak for Shuttle Trader after NASA announced it would give the Shuttles away, [Read more]
Unconfirmed sources are reporting that House Republican Eric Cantor has been hospitalized with minor head injuries after an accident in the Capitol Building last night. Cantor was apparently returning to his office after a late [Read more]
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