In a speech this afternoon, President Obama stated that he plans to eliminate the privately run Standard & Poor’s (S&P) and replace it with a government-run agency in order to stave off bankrupting the US [Read more]
Claiming that sex provides physical and mental health benefits, the California legislature overwhelmingly voted today to allow doctors to prescribe sex to their patients and Governor Jerry Brown immediately signed it into law. “Many Californians [Read more]
A California researcher claims he has discovered a new ointment that reverses aging, cures arthritis, enhances muscle growth and it is made from the fecal material of male bulls. “Bullshit has remarkable curative properties”, said [Read more]
Acquitted baby-killer Casey Anthony has accepted Hustler Magazine publisher Larry Flynt’s offer of $500,000 plus a piece of the profits to pose nude for Hustler Magazine, according to sources. “Hey, if she’d kill a baby [Read more]
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