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Election 2012 Updates: Herman Cain To "Dial Back" Campaign- Rick Perry To Avoid Future Debates

October 30, 2011 Staff

Pizza Pie Guy Herman Cain’s long shot bid for the White House has gained so much steam so fast that he’s “dialing it back” Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above [Read more]

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Election 2012 Updates: Herman Cain To "Dial Back" Campaign- Rick Perry To Avoid Future Debates

October 30, 2011 Staff

Pizza Pie Guy Herman Cain’s long shot bid for the White House has gained so much steam so fast that he’s “dialing it back” Unconfirmed Sources political satire and news story parodies as represented above [Read more]

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Harold Camping's Family And Followers Show They Have A Sense Of Humor

October 21, 2011 Staff

The close friends and followers of Harold Camping the spiritual leader and long time host of the Family Radio Network that has broadcast his call-in shows for decades have shown that although Mr. Camping’s first [Read more]

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Children Are Not Medicated Enough, FDA Panel Concludes

October 19, 2011 Staff

Federal Drug Administration officials stated today that children from ages 6 to 18 were not receiving enough medication for everything from ADHD to depression and instructed doctors and pharmacists to prescribe more pills and shots [Read more]

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Candidate Conspicuous By His Absence From Las Vegas GOP Debate. (Update One- 10-19-11).

October 19, 2011 Staff

The gaggle of candidates vying for the Republican nomination for president in 2012 gathered once again, this time in Las Vegas, Nevada, for another round of debate last night. This time the moderator was CNN’s [Read more]

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New GOP Candidate Rises Past Cain And Romney In Latest Polls

October 18, 2011 Staff

In the wake of their brief love affairs with Michelle Bachman, Rick Perry and now Herman Cain, Conservatives and Tea Party activists across the United States have found a new candidate, one that promises (and [Read more]

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Wall Street Relents to Protesters Demands; Will No Longer Make Profits

October 15, 2011 Staff

Anti-Wall-Street protesters have captured the hearts and minds of most major banks and they have relented to the protesters demands that large banks stop making profits and work solely for the good of humanity from [Read more]

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Rick Perry's Skeletons Sue For Larger Closet

October 11, 2011 Staff

Unconfirmed sources are reporting that Governor Rick Perry’s skeletons have filed a law suit claiming over crowding. Mr. Perry’s apparent neglect of his skeletons has led to many making the painful decision to leave. “It [Read more]

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GOP Occupy Wall Street Talking Points Leaked

October 10, 2011 Staff

Unconfirmed sources are reporting that the official GOP talking points to be used when discussing the Occupy Wall Street Movement have been accidentally leaked to the public. The talking points include specific phrases that should [Read more]