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Month: November 2011

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University of Texas Offers George W. Bush $1000 for Speech

November 9, 2011 Staff

The University of Texas reportedly former president George W. Bush $1000 today to deliver a speech to graduate students interested in a career in politics. However, Bush declined the offer. “I’m flattered that a university [Read more]

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Herman Cain Defends Harassment Claims

November 6, 2011 Staff

Front running GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain admitted today that he has sexually harassed “a few women” but defended his actions by claiming he was just being “presidential”. “The greatest presidents in history have been [Read more]

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Wikileaks Founder Julian Assange Charged With Failure To Use Condom; Being Lousy Lover

November 2, 2011 Staff

Wikileaks founder Julian Assange will be extradited to Sweden in the next few days to face charges that he failed to use a condom with one woman and had sex with a second woman while [Read more]

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GOP Election Update- Tuesday, November 1, 2011

November 1, 2011 Staff

Texas Governor Rick (The Quiet Man) Perry has put out a series of ads in Iowa to be broadcast on television markets and on cable throughout the state as part of his bid to win [Read more]

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