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Month: December 2011

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Facebook Offers Solution to Privacy Concerns

December 28, 2011 Staff

In an effort to fend off lawsuits, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg and other Facebook officials offered a practical plan to protect Facebook members privacy. “If you don’t want people to know what you are doing [Read more]

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John Boehner and Eric Cantor Abducted by Aliens

December 20, 2011 Staff

(Washington D.C.) Unconfirmed Sources are reporting that House GOP leaders Eric Cantor and John Boehner have been abducted by aliens and replaced by evil robots intent on destroying America. D.C. police have taken the two [Read more]

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Barefoot Bandit Secretly Inks $5 Million Movie Deal

December 18, 2011 Staff

It seems crime does pay, at least for “Barefoot Bandit” Colton Harris-Moore, as the ex-fugitive has secretly signed a $12 million deal with 20th Century Fox to produce a movie about his famous exploits. Harris-Moore [Read more]

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God Apologizes To Herman Cain

December 4, 2011 Staff

God, the Lord of the Universe, apologized to Herman Cain today for asking him to run for President. Last year Herman Cain said that God asked him to run for president and. Being a good [Read more]

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