(San Diego) Ucs News- The Romney Campaign released the Governors plan for a pre-election Air strike and limited ground invasion of Iran. The plans include the list of private contractors, targets and detailed time line [Read more]
Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney on Tuesday fired a landscaping company that worked at his home in Boston, Massachusetts, after he said he learned it employs Homosexual Landscapers. “So we went to the company, and [Read more]
Tehachapi Pass, California (UCS News) Radiation leaked from a crippled Wind Turbine in the ravaged north California after a third Wind Turbine was rocked by an explosion Tuesday and a fourth caught fire in a [Read more]
In its effort to sell Mitt Romney as someone who understands the economy and knows how to create jobs, one of his campaign’s early talking points was that he helped create 100,000 jobs during his [Read more]
Most Republican members of Congress-279 of them-have signed Grover Norquist’s Anti-Masturbation pledge and sworn never to Masturbate. But there are signs that his legendary sway over GOP lawmakers may be on the wane. Last week, [Read more]
Most Republican members of Congress-279 of them-have signed Grover Norquist’s Anti-Masturbation pledge and sworn never to Masturbate. But there are signs that his legendary sway over GOP lawmakers may be on the wane. Last week, [Read more]
At least 27 Republican candidates promoted by the National Republican Congressional Committee have refused to sign the Anti-Masturbation pledge circulated by Americans for Tax Reform and its President, Grover Norquist, according to the Washington Post. [Read more]
Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney (R) will sign an Anti-Masturbation pledge supported Grover Norquist’s Americans for Masturbation Reform (AMR), the conservative group said Thursday. Romney will sign the “Taxpayer Anti-Masturbation Pledge,” drafted by conservative activist [Read more]
Devout Mormon and GOP Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney admitted today that he “experimented” once with masturbation when he was in college. “It was a stupid youthful experimentation” Romney explained to reporters. “I didn’t enjoy it, [Read more]
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