
John Roberts: I’m Sorry I Said That
When he was first nominated to head the Supreme Court by the then leader of our nation, George W. Bush, I wrote the following piece on Chief Justice John Roberts. In light of his [Read more]
When he was first nominated to head the Supreme Court by the then leader of our nation, George W. Bush, I wrote the following piece on Chief Justice John Roberts. In light of his [Read more]
The Supreme Court of the United States, has issued their ruling on Arizona’s controversial tough immigration law. But in addition to striking down most of the law’s key provisions, also included waaay in the [Read more]
Okay, I admit it- I’ve been busy and haven’t really been paying attention. But I woke up this morning and realized, ‘Jeez, it’s 2012! That means there must be an election coming up.’ Funny [Read more]
Just hours after saying the private sector is “doing fine” President Obama admitted that the private sector actually sucks and most people are forced to “bite the big one”. “I realized after my speech that [Read more]
Elroy Jenkins a 32 year old Midland, Michigan construction worker, claims that the remarkable transit of the sun by the planet Venus did not impress him at all. “Big deal!” Jenkins exclaimed. “You see a [Read more]
(New York:New York) Ucs News : Donald Trump is hoping to chip away at Apple’s dominance in the tablet market with the launch of its Bloviating Ignoramus A500, set to hit Best Buy shelves on [Read more]
Boston: Mass (Ucs News) IN a fiery campaign speech Mitt Romney seized on the weak employment numbers to attack President Obama’s economic plan. “The wealthiest Americans are not doing their fair share to boost the [Read more]
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