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#Pope Announces Gamification of Salvation at the Vatican

July 24, 2013 Kamal El-Din

UCS(Rome)-  Unconfirmed Sources report the Pope has released a point system to achieve salvation.  The gamification system includes point values for good acts as well as deductions for sins. The system called The Road to [Read more]

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