Hillary Wins 2016 Election
National News

Hillary Clinton Wins Presidential Election in Parallel Universe!

February 28, 2017 Staff

Super Collider makes Connection to Parallel Universe. (Cern, Switzerland) Ucs News  Unconfirmed Sources report that an experiment at the Large Hadron Collider has punched a hole into a nearby parallel universe.  Initial contacts with the universe [Read more]

White House Calls in the Plumbers to Fix Leaks.
Business News

Trump Calls in New Plumber to Fix White House Leaks!

February 25, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C.) UCS News  Unconfirmed Sources are reporting that Mr.Trump has called in a new plumbing contractor to fix White House leaks.  Mr. Trump has had it the outdated plumbing system of the Presidential Residence.  Mr [Read more]

Bannon deconstructions the administrative state.
The President

Stephen Bannon Vows to Deconstruct the State with a Chainsaw

February 25, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C) UCS News  Unconfirmed Sources report that Trump henchman Stephen Bannon has started the “deconstruction of the administrative state.”  A plan which he outlined at the Conservative Political Action Conference. After leaving today’s CPAC meeting, Bannon [Read more]

National News

Trump wins trademark law suit, The Donald claims "Bloviating Ignoramus"

February 23, 2017 Staff

(New York:New York) Ucs News : This week it was revealed that Donald Trump has added the words Bloviating Ignoramus to the more than 200 trademark applications that contain his own name. The 200-plus number [Read more]

Texas State Flag Hammer and Sickle
National News

Texans Cozy up to Vladimir Putin.

February 23, 2017 Staff

Red State Gets Redder. Unconfirmed Sources are reporting that Texans are cozying up to Russian President Vladimir Putin in unprecedented numbers. Texas Republicans are showing a greater fondness for the Baltic Bad Guy then the [Read more]

Learn How to Bully Right.
National News

Trump Administration Releases LGBTQ Bullying Guide for k-12 Kids

February 17, 2017 Staff

(Simi Valley , California) UCS News: The Trump Administration is promoting its new bullying initiative for the nation’s’ grade school kids.  The Trump Administration is very concerned that LGBTQ kids are being bullied for the wrong [Read more]