Hillary Wins 2016 Election
National News

Hillary Clinton Wins Presidential Election in Parallel Universe!

February 28, 2017 Staff

Super Collider makes Connection to Parallel Universe. (Cern, Switzerland) Ucs News  Unconfirmed Sources report that an experiment at the Large Hadron Collider has punched a hole into a nearby parallel universe.  Initial contacts with the universe [Read more]

Bannon deconstructions the administrative state.
The President

Stephen Bannon Vows to Deconstruct the State with a Chainsaw

February 25, 2017 Staff

(Washington D.C) UCS News  Unconfirmed Sources report that Trump henchman Stephen Bannon has started the “deconstruction of the administrative state.”  A plan which he outlined at the Conservative Political Action Conference. After leaving today’s CPAC meeting, Bannon [Read more]

Learn How to Bully Right.
National News

Trump Administration Releases LGBTQ Bullying Guide for k-12 Kids

February 17, 2017 Staff

(Simi Valley , California) UCS News: The Trump Administration is promoting its new bullying initiative for the nation’s’ grade school kids.  The Trump Administration is very concerned that LGBTQ kids are being bullied for the wrong [Read more]