Super Collider makes Connection to Parallel Universe. (Cern, Switzerland) Ucs News Unconfirmed Sources report that an experiment at the Large Hadron Collider has punched a hole into a nearby parallel universe. Initial contacts with the universe [Read more]
(Washington D.C.) UCS News Unconfirmed Sources are reporting that Mr.Trump has called in a new plumbing contractor to fix White House leaks. Mr. Trump has had it the outdated plumbing system of the Presidential Residence. Mr [Read more]
(Washington D.C) UCS News Unconfirmed Sources report that Trump henchman Stephen Bannon has started the “deconstruction of the administrative state.” A plan which he outlined at the Conservative Political Action Conference. After leaving today’s CPAC meeting, Bannon [Read more]
Unconfirmed Sources report that the world supply of black pixels is running out. The shortage is believed to be caused in part by the overuse of black pixels by the websites that use black backgrounds [Read more]
(New York:New York) Ucs News : This week it was revealed that Donald Trump has added the words Bloviating Ignoramus to the more than 200 trademark applications that contain his own name. The 200-plus number [Read more]
Red State Gets Redder. Unconfirmed Sources are reporting that Texans are cozying up to Russian President Vladimir Putin in unprecedented numbers. Texas Republicans are showing a greater fondness for the Baltic Bad Guy then the [Read more]
(Simi Valley , California) UCS News: The Trump Administration is promoting its new bullying initiative for the nation’s’ grade school kids. The Trump Administration is very concerned that LGBTQ kids are being bullied for the wrong [Read more]
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